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maldorf 07-18-2013 03:09 PM

OT/ Single man feeling lonely? Feel like livin on the wild side?
 
List of 57 women currently in prison, listed as being the most desirable. Some are in for murder, lots of crazy stuff.

Hot Female Prisoners: Photo List of Sexy Women in Prison

It says somewhere there is a social site for them to find mates, maybe for when they finally get out!

maldorf 07-18-2013 03:11 PM

Here is that site. Wow.
Meet-An-Inmate.com - Male and Female Inmates Desire Pen pals

chrisrivers 07-18-2013 03:17 PM

Some of them are funny and some sexy and some scary!

Kaladryn 07-18-2013 03:33 PM

1. I bet they are all men. But, assuming they aren't:

2. I bet they won't be impressed by your oral skills.

3. Your dick will be too small as they are used to a fist.

maldorf 07-18-2013 03:56 PM

On the second site I listed you can go through and on most you can see what they are doing time for. A lot I saw are just in for drugs or burglary. If you look them up you can see a current picture of them when they entered the prison and most look quite different from the pictures they have posted up. A lot of the older women seem to have posted pictures 10 yrs old or more!

After looking it over, I think the site is a good thing for the inmates and overall a good influence.

Just something I bumped into while cruising the net. I think it popped up on yahoo.

God 07-18-2013 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by maldorf (Post 1676519)
Just something I bumped into while cruising the net. I think it popped up on yahoo.

don't lie bro, you were looking for some mail order brides weren't you? ;) IHS.

raw33man 07-18-2013 05:26 PM

They are all below average to average looking in my book :D

Kaladryn 07-18-2013 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by raw33man (Post 1676539)
They are all below average to average looking in my book :D

Some prison inmates clean up well-

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/as...onster-640.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qa-r_oKXJu...papers+-+1.jpg

thatbloke 07-18-2013 10:22 PM

id tap them

kinky

BigRick82 07-19-2013 04:27 AM

Crazyness...... After having bros' serve time and when they come out. No way in hell I'd want to shack up with a chick with the same mentality. She'd get my ass wound up in prison more then likely.

Krunkkid13 07-19-2013 04:55 AM

Lol when I was locked up some guys had ads for pen pals. The women who responded were for the most part insecure and or crazy. Most guys used them to get money on their books or to put on the "I got married n changed my life" front. Female cons are shit house crazy in most cases and DIRTY as hell especially if they were put in for dope. Dope makes a woman do some nasty shit.

BOOMSHAKER 07-19-2013 06:04 AM

Maldorf, how do I work out the conjugal visits? :headbang:

BOOMSHAKER 07-19-2013 06:18 AM

"...I am a fun, sexy, outgoing young lady looking for someone who is smart, funny, and financially stable...open to meeting someone who can be real with me at all times"................



she left this part out:

p.s. I won't be free to date for another 25 years, so I hope you don't mind waiting a little, but I think I'm worth the wait!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pimpman 07-19-2013 08:04 AM

IM sure any of those girls can lick your a hole really good and give good rim jobs :D

TallMan 07-25-2013 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpman (Post 1676896)
IM sure any of those girls can lick your a hole really good and give good rim jobs :D

dude, thats the same thing

Lymelight 02-09-2014 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Krunkkid13 (Post 1676790)
Lol when I was locked up some guys had ads for pen pals. The women who responded were for the most part insecure and or crazy. Most guys used them to get money on their books or to put on the "I got married n changed my life" front. Female cons are shit house crazy in most cases and DIRTY as hell especially if they were put in for dope. Dope makes a woman do some nasty shit.


Krunk nailed it!!!

GND 11-25-2015 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by maldorf (Post 1676500)
List of 57 women currently in prison, listed as being the most desirable. Some are in for murder, lots of crazy stuff.

Hot Female Prisoners: Photo List of Sexy Women in Prison

It says somewhere there is a social site for them to find mates, maybe for when they finally get out!



oh heres a good one: "i would be willing to relocate for the right person"........ Yeah, I guess you would! :banghead:

chemjr 12-06-2015 04:03 AM

I love this. More guys chime in. I can't say I wouldn't completely rule out the possibility if I happened to meet one in a regular situation at the bar or something. Not gonna go for a coital visit or nothing like that tho. So rediculous. I love it. Keep it coming.

Ps- would have to agree q krunk as well. I take a thief tho, I ain't got shit to steal! Lol!

aphextwin 04-14-2018 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by maldorf (Post 1676501)

Now that's a bunch of winners.

sillichilli 04-18-2018 02:51 AM

Time to hook up my single buddies!! LOL glad this was bumped


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