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Okay...as I'm sitting here on the gym toilet with what appears to be a preworkout meal gone wrong, a.k.a., diarrhea, I'm thinking a thread on things that drive you nuts, a.k.a., "pet peeves" would be entertaining to discuss.
Let me get the party started.
My "pet peeve" at the moment is douch bag asshole guys who think they can accurately piss in the bowl without lifting up the toilet seat.
Why do guys do this? I'm a man and I never piss without first lifting up the toilet seat. If you're afraid of getting "cooties" from touching the toilet seat, then use your shoe to lift it up as I do, or hold onto a piece of toilet paper while lifting it. I rarely ever dare to use a public toilet to go #2, but right now I have no choice. These douch bags piss all over the toilet seat, then I'm left cleaning it like a fiend and loading it up with seat covers so I don't sit in their yeast infected, potential herpie infested piss!!! This drives me nuts!!! Disrespectful men!!! Sometimes I'm ashamed to be one of them.
What's your "pet peeve?" And don't say guys writing threads while taking a dump on the gym toilet.
Let me get the party started.
My "pet peeve" at the moment is douch bag asshole guys who think they can accurately piss in the bowl without lifting up the toilet seat.
Why do guys do this? I'm a man and I never piss without first lifting up the toilet seat. If you're afraid of getting "cooties" from touching the toilet seat, then use your shoe to lift it up as I do, or hold onto a piece of toilet paper while lifting it. I rarely ever dare to use a public toilet to go #2, but right now I have no choice. These douch bags piss all over the toilet seat, then I'm left cleaning it like a fiend and loading it up with seat covers so I don't sit in their yeast infected, potential herpie infested piss!!! This drives me nuts!!! Disrespectful men!!! Sometimes I'm ashamed to be one of them.
What's your "pet peeve?" And don't say guys writing threads while taking a dump on the gym toilet.