Quit drinking or wear a money belt around my waist

[Tough Old Man]

OK so on my 70th birthday I decide to treat myself to some more Tijuana Pussy. Before finding a few gals I decide to choke down a quick 12 beers or so and as many shots of tequila. Things are going pretty good and i find me 2 gals to take back to my room.

So we get to my room and the 3 of us shower together and jump into bed. A few minutes go by and I banging this one chick and the other chick gets out of bed and says she needs to go check on her baby and I will be back in 15. I hear her fumbling around and I just think shes getting dressed.

Thinking nothing of it i continue doing the other chick. Well some time passes and it's time to pay the girl off and go find a couple more. I grab my pants and son of a bitch all my money is gone.

This is the 2nd time in 5 yrs this has happened to me. But when I drink I don't learn. Well no way am i gonna stop drinking. (Hey i did stop smoking 4 months ago after 40 yrs of it) I guess I need to buy a money belt and wear that damn thing while fucking and showering.


Note: I have a few pics of the gals i did that night if anyone is interested

 

[The One]

you sir are an inspiration to us all....well done!!:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

 

[littlefoot]

I hope I'm losing money while banging mad bitches when I'm at 70...you are an icon, sir.

 

[E.J.]

U know u don't need to ask if we're interested in seein pics! Post em up!

 

[GeNeTiKFiGhTR]

Haha money belt!! To funny


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[JOB01]

wow!!!!

Your my Hero!!! 70 and banging not one but multiple chicks!!! You get it Man!!!! Fuck the money, when you die you can't take it with you, obviously you are enjoying it!!!!:headbang::headbang::headbang:

JOB01

P.S> pics????

 

[Tough Old Man]

Ok i always take pics of the gals i do. I did 4 gals that night but only took 3 pics as my battery died. I guess they have big pussies which uses more battery to get all that pussy in the picture...LOL Here are the pics of those 3.

 

[adrenaline]

hahaha.. awesome.

Hey next time put some monopoly money in your pants and see if they take that too.

 

[Tough Old Man]

hahaha.. awesome.

Hey next time put some monopoly money in your pants and see if they take that too.

LOL

 

[E.J.]

Nice pics TOM, I'd say u must have quite the photo library by now. U the man. Doubt most of us will be as young at heart as u when we hit 70! Hell most of us won't even see 70. Ur livin the dream!

 

[norm1220]

Damn.... What's this world coming to when you can't trust a prostitute? You should report her to the Union!

 

[borderbound]

hahaha.. awesome.

Hey next time put some monopoly money in your pants and see if they take that too.

or a mouse trap

 

[jt7]

how much do these chicks cost down there?

 

[Akamai]

After reading this Im gonna go a few threads up and nominate T O M for member of the month and maybe president.

Ak

 

[Gunsmith]

which one robbed you?

 

[big]

PT, You are the fucking man!!!
I really need to get my ass down to see you.
Happy Birthday!!!

 

[TNH]

I got robbed by a Thai hooker. I laughed about it though since she was only something like $8 to begin with, and stole maybe $20.

 

[The One]

PROFESSIONAL MUSCLE MEMBER OF THE YEAR!!!!!

:yeahthat::yeahthat::yeahthat::yeahthat::yeahthat::yeahthat::yeahthat:

 

[thehazzle]

Hero lol

 

[mountaindog1]

which one robbed you?

I am betting the 2nd one, cause she looks like the one least likely to rob him...