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What's the weirdest/funniest sexual request you have ever heard?

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I hope this thread is ok to post. Not even sure why I am posting it but I figured it could be a funny/interesting topic of discussion.

JJ and Phidias I hope you guys post :D

Mine is not funny but just a bit sad and very fucked up. I once dated a girl who was stunning and very cute. She would get embarassed when I complimented her etc. I took her out a few times but this put me off and I felt more like trying to help her than date her. Anyway she wanted me to cut her during sex. As in slice her wrists and all over her body. Generally I am willing to push things but that just made me feel sorry for her.
 
this should be interesting. i imagine a lot of guys will be lying on this thread. i have no crazy stories. wow i am f'n boring:eek:
 
Oh man that's some exorcist shit....not even Viagra would help there:)
 
You ever fuck an asian? I had one and never looked back. I love them. Everyone loves it ruff. Like it manhandled. My gf now is by far the craziest one. She's into bdsm not my scene but she loves to be spanked and I mean hard. Like my hand stings hard. Rope, blind fold. Gag her shes a nut. Never says no ever. Loves to watch porn with me. If I want a 3 sum she go out and get a girl. She's very cool. Being as comfortable as we are with each other in the bedroom makes us really cool toget her outside of it.
 
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Oh man that's some exorcist shit....not even Viagra would help there:)

She was one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen too. I remember seeing her dancing in a club and thought to myself I have to have her :D There have literally been 3 women in my life I have seen and time stood still and she was one of them.

Thinking about it now this thread will probably be crap unless some girls post in it. Reason being it's usually men with the weird requests. In my experience most women are not into anything weird. Sure some may want to get tied up or spanked but that's nothing weird or bizarre.
 
She was one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen too. I remember seeing her dancing in a club and thought to myself I have to have her :D

Thinking about it now this thread will probably be crap unless some girls post in it. Reason being it's usually men with the weird requests. In my experience most women are not into anything weird. Sure some may want to get tied up or spanked but that's nothing weird or bizarre.

i think you are wrong. we will hear some crazy ones. girls are worse than us:D
 
Ok I was wrong this thread could be great :D

Although Cito get rid of that pic as you may get banned for posting nude pics as it is not allowed on here. And yes I love Asian women. My mate is in Thailand now and some of the girls are ridiculous. You just have to be careful knowing which ones are female :eek::D
 
Ok I was wrong this thread could be great :D

Although Cito get rid of that pic as you may get banned for posting nude pics as it is not allowed on here. And yes I love Asian women. My mate is in Thailand now and some of the girls are ridiculous. You just have to be careful knowing which ones are female :eek::D

Hahaha Elvia, you don't like the trannys? There the best ones. Automatic ass to mouth
 

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I personally couldn't do it. Some of them are stunning though. He posted a pic and put "with a ladyboy on my lap... it's hard to know which is which". Small and with a cute face but I just couldn't :D That is a nice arse... I had to zoom out my screen to fully appreciate it :D
 
post your stories before pesty gets in here lol
 
Off the top of my head its stick her with a needle while my dick is inside her.

Hair pulling, choking and ass slapping seems to be too common to count.
 
I had one girl that wanted to roleplay me raping her, I couldn't do it, too weird for me haha.
 
Elvia that sounds like some fucked up stuff man that's crazy.

And Cito it sounds like you are in the ideal situation and your happy that's awesome .

I haven't ever really had a wild one with crazy request .
 
The rape and rough shit doesn't count as a weird request... I get that fuckin dozen times a year requested. Comes with being muscular. First they comment "I bet you could just throw me around" or something like that... Then I know they want me to rape fantasy and/or force fuck the shit out of 'em.

Instead of a weird request ... A weird story for you. In the summer I would go to the beach a lot and pick up sluts - the beach nearby me is similar to the jersey shore. My friend and his GF had a condo within walking distance of the beach so when necessary I'd give the heads up I was bringing a girl to smash in their condo's spare bedroom. On this one fine day I was hanging out with a beautiful girl from the Midwest who was here for the summer - gave my friend the heads up and we went to their apartment around 4PM - said hi to his GF and smashed in the spare bedroom. Lol. I then lied to the girl that I had an important family dinner to attend so I could bounce after ... I secretly had two separate girls primed for later. I then had to choose... One was a 7.5/10 and a 100% sure fuck... The other was a 9.5/10 miss usa pageant contestant and drop dead sexy. I didn't think it was a guarantee fuck, though. I had hung out with her once before and we almost had a 3some with her hot friend but it ended up not happening when she got too drunk - and we hadn't talked much since that

So I chose the pageant girl. Went to the club. End of the night I'm driving and she says "so Lets go to your place"... My place I was letting my sister and nephew stay with me while they worked things out with the bro-in-law... So no go there... So I call up my buddy and his GF... His GF picked up "yea trackstar you can come here with her! I liked her she seemed nice'" I awkwardly had to say "uhh no not the one from earlier" ... Lol luckily pageant girl was more beauty than brains and didn't pick up on that. So we get there and say hi to my friend and his GF... And quickly head to the spare room.... Shit got crazy. Girl was a fucking freak lol to start she gets on the top bunk ass naked and spread eagle and says "eat my fucking pussy!!" Then later she was riding me and takes my hand and shoves my finger up her asshole while she rode me ... Then had me cum in her ass so she 'wouldn't get pregnant'... She was so loud I felt bad lol so in the morning we leave and I am dropping her off... She's only 21 and still with her parents. We get there "my parents aren't home - come in and let's fuck some more!!!".... So I am fucking her on her poor parents kitchen counter when mid pump I see blood everywhere... She got her period during sex. Didn't think that was possible. She looks at me "this is so embarrassing - do you want to stop?" ... Tren'd up trackstar said fuck no... So she got ON her knees... And SUCKED the period blood off of my dick before we continued..... All I could think after that was "WHAT THE FUCK?!???" ... Many wild/bizarre sex stories with that girl that summer after that. Some good... Some just fucking WEIRD
 
I was with a girl for a few months who would only have sex if something was up her ass. Always something. Might be a dildo, or a toothbrush or the top of a smirnoff bottle. Not crazy but that's all I got
 
One of the most bizarre things i've heard was a news story about a dentist that wanted to have sex with a woman that worked at his dental practice. He had seen a prostitute several times and thought he knew her well enough to offer her about $1500 to come into his dental practice early one morning and using a gun, pretend to rob the office. You know "all whores are bad people and so what's a fake robbery?"

His request included the fake robbery then a bizarre arrangement for the prostitute to make both the doctor and the employee take off their clothes. Prostitute was then supposed to force the dentist at gun point to have sex/rape his female hygienist. He trusted the prostitute to go along with his plan, thinking she would be happy to make the extra money and he would have his fantasy sex.

Instead to his surprise she alerted police of his plan and they showed up at his office and he was arrested. Prostitute explained his intent and obviously felt horrified with the idea of the young female dental hygienist being raped.

Goes to show not everyone you suspect of being a horrible person is really that way. But some are ...like little slice.

Post not meant to diagnose or treat health issues.
 
Before I met my wife I had the pleasure if hooking up with some girls in their early to mid 20's every fucking one of them wanted me to choke the fuck out of them and hurt them during sex...i was not a huge fan of that at all
 
oddly enough I came in to post the same damn thing as the OP... had an ex ask me to cut her back with a rasor during sex. I said nah, I'm sweet. We bartered down to choking. So I choked the shit out of her and that was that. Did that a few times and then she asked me to give her a 2 for 1 with her ex and that's about when I decided to walk away from that pile of crazy dog shit. I'm sure she's on Maury right now trying to figure out if her brother or her uncle is the father... interesting character that one.
 

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