Phidias inspired thread

[mexbeast]

so i thought maybe it's time we have some fun with one of this.
(You know you are a bodybuilder when) you find an old vial and you start jumping and yelling like a little kid who just got a new toy.
Or what about. When you look at a can of tuna and immediately start puking your guts out.
Or how about this, when you go an vacation and your wife wants to go to the beach and you want to go to the nearest pharmacy
Got lots of this, let me hear yours.

 

[liv2pb]

You know your a bodybuilder when you put your health at risk for the sake of muscle.

You know your a bodybuilder when 12% bodyfat is when you need to start dieting.

 

[brutus69]

you know you're a bodybuilder when your at the gym looking at yourself, some one walks in front of you, and u scream "hey! you're in my mirror!"

 

[maldorf]

When you walk around all day suffering from ILS.

 

[nothuman]

You know your a bodybuilder when you put your health at risk for the sake of muscle.

You know your a bodybuilder when 12% bodyfat is when you need to start dieting.

You know you're a bodybuilder when you don't know the proper use of "your" and "you're"

(sorry I couldn't resist)

 

[johnjuanb1]

You know you’re a bodybuilder when you have no visible testicles, just an empty sack.

 

[maldorf]

You know you’re a bodybuilder when you have no visible testicles, just an empty sack.

WOOT!

 

[chinaboy]

When you correct the person giving you the flu shot on technique.

 

[liv2pb]

You know you're a bodybuilder when you don't know the proper use of "your" and "you're"

(sorry I couldn't resist)

Ouch! I used it twice as well lol.

 

[nothuman]

When you try to make sure you still find ways to get in enough protein when you're away from home

 

[mexbeast]

You know you’re a bodybuilder when you have no visible testicles, just an empty sack.

I just busted out laughing way too funny

 

[danieltx]

You see the name of this store and get excited before realizing...

 

[bad rad]

When you walk around all day suffering from ILS.

A guy at work has the worst case of this I've seen. He turned sideways to pass me in the hall. The hall is eight feet wide.

You're a bodybuilder when you can't physically chew anymore food and then throw it all in a blender to get your calories in.

 

[Adr805]

When Standing over the toilet trying not to throw up all the food you had to just eat...

 

[terryd5150]

When you accidently drop a piece of steak on the floor, then stop and think how many grams of protein you just wasted....

Then you pick it up and eat it anyway.

 

[liv2pb]

When Standing over the toilet trying not to throw up all the food you had to just eat...

When you throw up all the food you just ate and have to eat again.

 

[nothuman]

When you accidently drop a piece of steak on the floor, then stop and think how many grams of protein you just wasted....

Then you pick it up and eat it anyway.

What kind of psycho would throw out quality protein just because it fell on the ground for a second?

 

[johnjuanb1]

When you correct the person giving you the flu shot on technique.

I did that when a nurse was giving me a shot of morphine in the quad. Hahaha

 

[johnjuanb1]

When Standing over the toilet trying not to throw up all the food you had to just eat...

True story: throwing up chicken breast in the sink then re-eating it for fear of lost protein.

 

[johnjuanb1]

This one was truly loco...
Drop your glass plate of steak and rice on the ground and the plate shatters. Then eating it with so many shards of glass in the food you feel it crunching in your teeth. I was dieting super strict having a protein /oat shake every two hours and only one food meal at night. No way was I about to waste my only food meal.