Please don't... Hearing/reading stuff like that makes my bunghole pucker up so tight that I can't crap for 3 days. lol
Seriously though, please don't. To me, it's way worse than nails on a chalkboard or people chewing gum or food with their mouths open while smacking their gums like crazy, or people who say the word "like" 5 times before finishing a single sentence, or whatever just annoys the piss outta you.