Gross butt true. A little over 2 years ago I had a thrombosed hemorrhoid removed. A friend of mine is a general surgeon, gave him a call and made an appointment. What I wasn't expecting was to have it removed in-office. The procedure wasn't too bad, it was the first couple numbing injection that was quite painful. Not to mention the nurse holding my ass-checks apart was a bit bizarre. Norm for her, I reckon.
Weird as it sounds, he didn't suture it up. Obviously there's at home instructions after the procedure, such as Sitz baths. Our bathtub is on the second floor, after I got out of the tub I'm shackle-shuffling to the stairway, I grab on to the handrail, the next step was an ass slide all the way down the stairs. I remember it well, all too well. Fortunately we have carpeted steps. Still hurt like hell.
A true pain in the ass.