- Joined
- Feb 23, 2008
- Messages
- 253
Make that STEROID urine test. lol
As part of a program I am in I have to take random urine drug tests. Usually about once every 3-4 weeks. They test for the usual pot, amphetamines, opiods, cocaine, barbituates, etc. I dont take any street drugs so this has never been a problem. I go in and piss and no worries. BUT, 2 days ago I got a call at 0600 in the moring and was told 'when you go piss today they want you tested for steroids'. I was given the the test code to give to the lab for the test. I managed to avoid the test by saying that I didnt have the money, $100, to pay for the extra test (I have to pay for all the drug screens I take. Usually $50 for the standard test). However, I was told to start getting money together because I was going to have to test for steroids very soon.
Using the code that they gave me I was able to look up the test. To make a long story short there is no way I can pass this urine test for steroids with my own urine. Substituting urine will not be a problem as the testing is a joke. They send you into the bathroom by yourself and you lock the door and come out with a cup full of urine. However, the only clean urine I have access to is my girlfriend/wifes.
Obviously no steroid metabolites will show up in her urine BUT when they run the test for testosterone (testosterone/epitestosterone ratio > 6) will they be able to tell that I have substituted female urine?
I am very lucky that the dumbasses tipped their hand and let me know I was going to be tested then let me beg off. I dodged a bullet.
Any help would be appreciated.
BC
As part of a program I am in I have to take random urine drug tests. Usually about once every 3-4 weeks. They test for the usual pot, amphetamines, opiods, cocaine, barbituates, etc. I dont take any street drugs so this has never been a problem. I go in and piss and no worries. BUT, 2 days ago I got a call at 0600 in the moring and was told 'when you go piss today they want you tested for steroids'. I was given the the test code to give to the lab for the test. I managed to avoid the test by saying that I didnt have the money, $100, to pay for the extra test (I have to pay for all the drug screens I take. Usually $50 for the standard test). However, I was told to start getting money together because I was going to have to test for steroids very soon.
Using the code that they gave me I was able to look up the test. To make a long story short there is no way I can pass this urine test for steroids with my own urine. Substituting urine will not be a problem as the testing is a joke. They send you into the bathroom by yourself and you lock the door and come out with a cup full of urine. However, the only clean urine I have access to is my girlfriend/wifes.
Obviously no steroid metabolites will show up in her urine BUT when they run the test for testosterone (testosterone/epitestosterone ratio > 6) will they be able to tell that I have substituted female urine?
I am very lucky that the dumbasses tipped their hand and let me know I was going to be tested then let me beg off. I dodged a bullet.
Any help would be appreciated.
BC
Last edited: