A little southern RedNeck Humor

[Gunsmith]

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?,' says the redneck.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH,' replied the warden!

'What fish?,' replied the redneck.

............

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

 

[buldog9]

Two read necks grew up together, one became a game warden. His friend asked him if he wanted to go fishin. The warden says yes, they get out to the fishing hole and the warden asks for a pole. His friend said we don't need one and reaches into a box and takes out a stick of TNT and lights it, throws it in and boom, the water settles and he starts gathering the fish. The warden says man you cant do that Im going to have to take you in, friend or no friend. The other redneck reaches into the box takes out an other stick bites the fuse off some, lights it and hand it to the warden. Wide eyed the warden looks at him. His friend smiles and says are you going to fish or talk.

 

[Bigcheese]

Well, where I'm from we NEVER marry a virgin. We figure if she aint good enough for her OWN family then she aint good enough for OURS.

BC

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

F@CKIN priceless brother! That made my night!