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How to tell if you're addicted to steroids.
Written by the members of the Steroid Encyclopaedia board.
1:You carry around Dianabol in a tic tac container.
2:The pitcher of 'kool aid' in the fridge is actually Sugar, food colouring and reforvit.
3:You go for a blood test and sustanon comes out.
4:You baste the thanksgiving turkey with a 23guage, 1.5", and 3cc syringe.
5:You collect empty vials like most people do with empty liquor bottles.
6:The Mexican custom officers know you by name.
7:Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.
8:You're the viagra poster boy, even though you've never used viagra.
9:You married a veterinarian, even though she's 63years old.
10:You get a second mortgage on the house for your next cycle.
11:Your neutered dog is laughing at the size of YOUR balls.
12:You get turned on listening to all the talk about Bush in the US presidential election.
13:You use a syringe as a toothpick.
14:You mix reforvit in with the plant food.
15:You're an active member of over 20 steroid message boards.
16:You doc goes to give you a flu shot and you drop your pants.
17:You make a wind chime out of empty vials.
18:Your nuts are the size of chic peas.
19:You make lines of winny powder on the table and snort it.
20:Ronnie Coleman thinks your cycles are crazy (no offence Ronnie...)
21:Liver transplant at the age of 24.
22:You have a custom made "amp rack"
23:You can't help contracting your biceps to the rhythm of the music in the car just to check out how good they look - even if you're the only one in the car!
24:You can't help looking at your pets and wondering how much they'd improve if only you could give em a couple of shots... but then again forget it - can't waste any! let em get their own!!
25:Your pee is anabolic
26:Ever since you started juicing, Schering's stock has doubled
27:You custom make primo amp earrings for your girlfriend.
28:You feel small at 5'7" / 260lbs
29:You have 14 separate P.O. boxes
30:You've had a hard-on for 2 and half years
31:You put reforvit in the ice cube tray instead of water
32:You put your suppliers kids thru college with the money you've spend in the last year
33:You quit your high paying job to become a customs officer
34:You special order 15ml syringes.
Written by the members of the Steroid Encyclopaedia board.
1:You carry around Dianabol in a tic tac container.
2:The pitcher of 'kool aid' in the fridge is actually Sugar, food colouring and reforvit.
3:You go for a blood test and sustanon comes out.
4:You baste the thanksgiving turkey with a 23guage, 1.5", and 3cc syringe.
5:You collect empty vials like most people do with empty liquor bottles.
6:The Mexican custom officers know you by name.
7:Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.
8:You're the viagra poster boy, even though you've never used viagra.
9:You married a veterinarian, even though she's 63years old.
10:You get a second mortgage on the house for your next cycle.
11:Your neutered dog is laughing at the size of YOUR balls.
12:You get turned on listening to all the talk about Bush in the US presidential election.
13:You use a syringe as a toothpick.
14:You mix reforvit in with the plant food.
15:You're an active member of over 20 steroid message boards.
16:You doc goes to give you a flu shot and you drop your pants.
17:You make a wind chime out of empty vials.
18:Your nuts are the size of chic peas.
19:You make lines of winny powder on the table and snort it.
20:Ronnie Coleman thinks your cycles are crazy (no offence Ronnie...)
21:Liver transplant at the age of 24.
22:You have a custom made "amp rack"
23:You can't help contracting your biceps to the rhythm of the music in the car just to check out how good they look - even if you're the only one in the car!
24:You can't help looking at your pets and wondering how much they'd improve if only you could give em a couple of shots... but then again forget it - can't waste any! let em get their own!!
25:Your pee is anabolic
26:Ever since you started juicing, Schering's stock has doubled
27:You custom make primo amp earrings for your girlfriend.
28:You feel small at 5'7" / 260lbs
29:You have 14 separate P.O. boxes
30:You've had a hard-on for 2 and half years
31:You put reforvit in the ice cube tray instead of water
32:You put your suppliers kids thru college with the money you've spend in the last year
33:You quit your high paying job to become a customs officer
34:You special order 15ml syringes.
