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Addicted to steroids

Pittbull™

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How to tell if you're addicted to steroids.
Written by the members of the Steroid Encyclopaedia board.

1:You carry around Dianabol in a tic tac container.
2:The pitcher of 'kool aid' in the fridge is actually sugar, food colouring and reforvit.
3:You go for a blood test and sustanon comes out.
4:You baste the thanksgiving turkey with a 23guage, 1.5", 3cc syringe.
5:You collect empty vials like most people do with empty liquor bottles.
6:The Mexican custom officers know you by name.
7:Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.
8:You're the viagra poster boy, even though you've never used viagra.
9:You married a veterinarian, even though she's 63years old.
10:You get a second mortgage on the house for your next cycle.
11:Your neutered dog is laughing at the size of YOUR balls.
12:You get turned on listening to all the talk about Bush in the US presidential election.
13:You use a syringe as a toothpick.
14:You mix reforvit in with the plant food.
15:You're an active member of over 20 steroid message boards.
16:You doc goes to give you a flu shot and you drop your pants.
17:You make a wind chime out of empty vials.
18:Your nuts are the size of chic peas.
19:You make lines of winny powder on the table and snort it.
20:Ronnie Coleman thinks your cycles are crazy (no offence Ronnie...)
21:Liver transplant at the age of 24.
22:You have a custom made "amp rack"
23:You can't help contracting your biceps to the rhythm of the music in the car just to check out how good they look - even if you're the only one in the car!
24:You can't help looking at your pets and wondering how much they'd improve if only you could give em a couple of shots... but then again forget it - can't waste any! let em get their own!!
25:Your pee is anabolic
26:Ever since you started juicing, Schering's stock has doubled
27:You custom make primo amp earrings for your girlfriend.
28:You feel small at 5'7" / 260lbs
29:You have 14 separate P.O. boxes
30:You've had a hard-on for 2 and a half years
31:You put reforvit in the ice cube tray instead of water
32:You put your suppliers kids thru college with the money you've spend in the last year
33:You quit your high paying job to become a customs officer
34:You special order 15ml syringes.
 
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Thats funnier than hell. Only because it's true as hell.
good luck and be safe...

bigger.....
 
Kane said:
"Your nuts are the size of chic peas."

Isn't everyone's? :D
You mean they're suppose to be THAT BIG? :confused:

xcel
 
Pitbull that was some funny shit! :D
Steroid humor-wont see that in most comedy routines! But its so relative to us! Thanks for the laughs!
 
hey i resemble those remarks
hehehehe
frk
 
Just walked in and that lightens up the day. Sounds all to familiar.MM
 
Good to see we've all got a sence of humor lerking some where in there and it all rings so true to so many of us to, we all need to laugh at ourselves once and a while, makes the rest of the crap going on round us seem that little bit more bareable.

I'll see if I can find some other revelant humor.
 
Pittbull™ said:

5:You collect empty vials like most people do with empty liquor bottles.
6:The custom officers know you by name.
9:You married a veterinarian, even though she's 63years old.
13:You use a syringe as a toothpick.
23:You can't help contracting your biceps to the rhythm of the music in the car just to check out how good they look - even if you're the only one in the car!

All these are true with me.
A couple of changes though:
6: They actually know me by my first name when I call them on the phone.
9: I didn't marry a veterinarian, but I did launch a legitimate veterinary wholesale company
13: not as a toothpick, but I use it for ingrowns
 

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