I dont think its dumb... dumb is someone like me with permenent scars on there fingers from not doing it right.
You can score the neck with a small nail file then pop the top.
My better half pops amps for a living and just uses the wraper of the steirle alcohol swab. She puts it over the neck and puts the pressure on the top. pops it real good every time (but she is a pro and I often ask her to break mine for me).
I have been burned so many times by the amps up to this point so I take a more pussified approach. I wrap a small towel around it and use a flap of the towel to pop the top.
It takes some practice so dont feel bad if you ruin an amp or two.
The most important thing I want to tell you is that you should always use a "filter needle" to draw from the amp to avoid particles of glass etc.. from getting into the mixture. That is very important, along with using the most sanitary conditions as possible during handling and injection. This board has a fantastic sponsor for getting the SterileSyringes and filter needles you need if you dont already have them.