Another STEVO story

[STEVO 47]

Alright. For the past four years my area has been infested with these
little biting bastards called no see ums. They are no bigger then the
point of a sharpened pencil with teeth the size of a great white shark
I have them in my house. The little fuckers have torn my ass up with bites
all over my arms and shoulders that itch like hell. Well at my gym I sorta
stick out because most there are stationary bikers and aerobics people.
So the other day I hear a few talking behind my back as usual but this time I
hear one say, see all the track marks on him, that's what steroids do to you.

 

[BigSwole]

call an exterminator bro...that sounds not fun at all...I hate being bitten by bugs...

 

[leanbody]

Alright. Four the past four years my area has been infested with these
little biting bastards called no see ums. They are no bigger then the
point of a sharpened pencil with teeth the size of a great white shark
I have them in my house. The little fuckers have torn my ass up with bites
all over my arms and shoulders that itch like hell. Well at my gym I sorta
stick out because most there are stationary bikers and aerobics people.
So the other day I hear a few talking behind my back as usual but this time I
hear one say, see all the track marks on him, that's what steroids do to you.

That's pretty funny... I've been accused of the samer because I have arcne on my biceps and forearms....however it is from gear ....;-) just not injections spots.

 

[massmonster32]

Sounds like fleas man get a fumigator and shampoo and vacum then ditch the bag. Also have your pets dipped or bathe them your self. The advantage and the other one work good as well. Forgot the other damn expsensive though. Those idiots at the gym were probably fat azzez or 150 soaking wet fuk em. MM

 

[ajdos]

Alright. Four the past four years my area has been infested with these
little biting bastards called no see ums. They are no bigger then the
point of a sharpened pencil with teeth the size of a great white shark
I have them in my house. The little fuckers have torn my ass up with bites
all over my arms and shoulders that itch like hell. Well at my gym I sorta
stick out because most there are stationary bikers and aerobics people.
So the other day I hear a few talking behind my back as usual but this time I
hear one say, see all the track marks on him, that's what steroids do to you.

Classic. GP doesnt know shit, I have an utter disdain for them.
Its always the same, the gains and hard work you put in the gym ARE NOT the reason you have a physique in their minds, its just plunking a needle in your ass.
Most of them are the same faceless noobs who join forums and cannot understand after one cycle why they dont look liek Jay or Ronnie.

 

[STEVO 47]

call an exterminator bro...that sounds not fun at all...I hate bei ng bitten by bugs...

Problem is, once I open the door here they come again. As I sit on my
couch I can see them threw my glass doors staring at me waiting for
that momment....

That's pretty funny... I've been accused of the samer because I have arcne on my biceps and forearms....however it is from gear ....;-) just not injections spots.

The pumpus asses at my gym have nothing better to do

Sounds like fleas man get a fumigator and shampoo and vacum then ditch the bag. Also have your pets dipped or bathe them your self. The advantage and the other one work good as well. Forgot the other damn expsensive though. Those idiots at the gym were probably fat azzez or 150 soaking wet fuk em. MM

No they're gnats because I can see one every
now an then fly across my computer screen. And
that's the only time I can see them. Used
inside flying insect spray, helped alittle.
As far as my gym, see my above comment

 

[Ashop]

Alright. For the past four years my area has been infested with these
little biting bastards called no see ums. They are no bigger then the
point of a sharpened pencil with teeth the size of a great white shark
I have them in my house. The little fuckers have torn my ass up with bites
all over my arms and shoulders that itch like hell. Well at my gym I sorta
stick out because most there are stationary bikers and aerobics people.
So the other day I hear a few talking behind my back as usual but this time I
hear one say, see all the track marks on him, that's what steroids do to you.

I dont think that every where has these 'no see ums' bug. I have been a victim a time or two of them myself. One time on both legs I counted about 100 bites.

 

[STEVO 47]

I dont think that every where has these 'no see ums' bug. I have been a victim a time or two of them myself. One time on both legs I counted about 100 bites.

That reminds me, my legs too

 

[nolenut]

We are loaded with them here in lower alabama, a lot of places instal mist systems that put out pyriethrems, an insecticide made from a flower, and this keeps them at bay. There is a timing system, and at peak times it lets one puff out an hour, and before long they quit showing up period.

 

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Get a bug zapper and turn it on in your house

 

[STEVO 47]

We are loaded with them here in lower alabama, a lot of places instal mist systems that put out pyriethrems, an insecticide made from a flower, and this keeps them at bay. There is a timing system, and at peak times it lets one puff out an hour, and before long they quit showing up period.

Is that done inside or out and who would carry them cause these SOB's
are driving me nuts.

 

[STEVO 47]

Get a bug zapper and turn it on in your house

Bug zapper in the house ? Didn't know you could do that.
Funny thing is my girlfriend and daughter never get bit,
I'm the only one.

 

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Bug zapper in the house ? Didn't know you could do that.
Funny thing is my girlfriend and daughter never get bit,
I'm the only one.

I dunno if you can.. I would.

edit: here ya go man http://www.amazon.com/Emerson-Indoo...=sr_1_3?s=STORE&ie=UTF8&qid=1284847529&sr=1-3 indoor/outdoor rechargable bug zapper.. if these bastards are attracted to light at all.. turn the lights off and turn this thing on.. Problem Solved.

 

[nolenut]

Zappers dont work well with them, the mist system is outside, run around a house like the gutters. Here is a link to one company, anything that kills mosquitos works on them: SWAT Mosquito Misting System - Mosquito Control & No-see-um Control

 

[STEVO 47]

Thanks guys, I'll try them both cause the bites are leaving nasty
scars up and down both arms.