Barney and "the Grimace"(of mcdonalds fame) meet and fall in love, They move to vermont and get a partnership. At first everything is great as grimace cooks fatty meals, day after day and their relationship flourishes as does their lethargy and waistlines. Then one day while surfing the world wide web Barney comes upon a podcast of the 2007 Mr.olympia. He notices their austounding physiques, and from that moment is bit by the bodybuilding bug. He joins a local baileys, and subscribes to nutrasystem, as well as every weider based fitness and bodybuilding publication. He goes to the gym 3 days a week 30 minutes a day and makes sure to eat a protein bar after the end of each workout. He only uses the pink dumbells, because that is his favorite color, so they most be the most effective.
Barney goes to the gym consistantly for 2 months straight but becomes discouraged. He notices another purple dinosaur over by the squat rack(a t-rex) t-rex is built from head to toe and has a wasp thin waist. He is using poundages barney can only dream off. Barney being the friendly purple dino that he is skips over to the squat rack and tells the t-rex his story of how he had been working out for so long(2 months) and how the televison ads told him he would be built in 30 days. He asked the rex for advice. The rex responded in a low shady voice. "Meet me in the locker room after your done your workout" Barney proceeds into the locker room after his workout as told and meets up with rex. Rex opens up his locker to reveal a mish mosh of ampules and prescription bottles. Barney asks "what are those rex-y" and rex responds in his always dim voice "the solution to all your problems, brother"
Rex tells barney to pull his gym pants down and preceeds to give barney a glute inject of some sus-250. Barney gigles and says "thats not the type of prick im used to in my ass" T-rex is not amused by barney's homoesque response, and just shrugs the comment off. He tells barney to meet him in the gym e.o.d for a "refill" he also hands him a bottle of pink d-bol to which barney responds "hey rex-y how did you know that was my favorite color" again rex is not amused. Over the next 6 months Rex takes barney under his wing and barney eventually progresses from his intimidating pink dumbells to heavy compound movements utilizing supersets. He eventually cleans up his diet too. He trades in his grease laden home cooked meals made by his loving partner grimace for, broiled chicken, veggies and steamed rice. All is going well and despite a bit of male patern baldness and a smidge of backne he is on the way to the body of his dreams. Unfortunatley barneys homelife is not going so well, he notices little things are starting to irratate him. He wants sex all the time and is getting really sick of Grimace never being "in the mood". Grimace says he is sick of barney posing in the mirror all the time and not telling grimace he looks beautiful like he did when they first met. He is also jeaulous of him spending so much time with his "buff" workout partner . Grimace wants to know why he slaves over the stove all day making fatty meals, only for barney to eat these health protein rich meals. He want's to know where the love in their relationship has gone, he dose'nt like what his man has become.
After a month of this endless nagging barney has had enough and finally lashes out on the man he once loved so much. He reaches up his hand as if to pimp-slap grimace and instead punches a hole through their perfectly kept Victorian stlye home. After calming down and realizing his actions barney attempts to embrace the grimace in appology . Grimace pulls aways and moves out to his sister by the end of the week. For the next 10 years barney continues his training and gets freakin huge. He gets a contract with muscle-tech and battles it out with jay cutler and Victor martinez for mr.O. Unfortunatley barney is disqualified for his obvious use of synthol and the fact that he is a large purple dinosaur,
the end
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