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This must be read in Arnold voice:
"Back in the day, me and Franco used to try and pump each other up before work outs. I remember one squat day Franco and I had a heavy squat work out prepared for the day. I was taking a nap and Franco woke me up to work out by giving me a protein shake. Then he preceeded to open up the drawer of his desk. He dangled his testicles in the drawer and slammed the drawer shut two or three times! I was so surprised, I said 'Franco what are you doing?' "Intensity is the key to squats" he said. "Come on now, your turn." I walked over to the drawer and hesitently dropped my large testicles into the drawer. With my eyes closed, Franco slammed the drawer two or three times. "AAAAAArg!"My testicles blew up like a grapefruit. Listen to me here! The squat work out was the most intense workout yet. Believe me, all you pencil necks, I cannot tell you the feeling of power we got from squating with black and blue testicles filled with fluid."
"Back in the day, me and Franco used to try and pump each other up before work outs. I remember one squat day Franco and I had a heavy squat work out prepared for the day. I was taking a nap and Franco woke me up to work out by giving me a protein shake. Then he preceeded to open up the drawer of his desk. He dangled his testicles in the drawer and slammed the drawer shut two or three times! I was so surprised, I said 'Franco what are you doing?' "Intensity is the key to squats" he said. "Come on now, your turn." I walked over to the drawer and hesitently dropped my large testicles into the drawer. With my eyes closed, Franco slammed the drawer two or three times. "AAAAAArg!"My testicles blew up like a grapefruit. Listen to me here! The squat work out was the most intense workout yet. Believe me, all you pencil necks, I cannot tell you the feeling of power we got from squating with black and blue testicles filled with fluid."
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