Bodybuilding Quotes !!

[BigChef]

I thought I should start a Quotes thread might be fun, either to inspire us or for a good laugh. I quite enjoyed the following from Arnold Schwarzenegger:

about The Pump] "It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven."


"I've thrown up many times working out, but it's all worth it. "


Arnold Schwarzenegger: What did you say Lou? What did you say?
Lou Ferrigno: I'm training Arnold! Gotta get a good pump!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You make too much noise! Has to be very quiet in here, like in a Church!"

"Just because your triceps have fallen behind your biceps, doesn't mean you should back off your triceps workouts."

Ronnie Coleman
Mr. Olympia

"The single biggest mistake that most beginners make is putting 100% of their effort into the positive (concentric) part of the rep, while paying no attention to the negative (eccentric) segment."

Dorian Yates
6-Time Mr. Olympia

"Sell yourself short on nutrition and you're selling yourself short on maximizing your physique development."

Ernie Taylor
IFBB Pro


"Never underestimate the power of wide-grip pull-ups to develop width and size."

Ronnie Coleman


Cheers

Chef

 

[Dave_19]

what should I do if I want to get big and ripped? "thats like asking a Mechanic how do you build a car from scratch"

 

[RONJON]

haha great quotes ...keep em comin!

 

[Tom]

quote

"you don't have to bench 400,you just have to look like you bench 400"

 

[machola]

classic arnold quote

"I'm a competitive bodybuilder; I'm not training just to be healthy. Ninety-five percent of the people training with weights are into this health thing, and it's a different mentality entirely. As far as I'm concerned, it's bullshit; otherwise I wouldn't drink. I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing."

 

[tkav1980]

Ronnie-
Yeah BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!
Aint nothin to it but to do it.
Aint nutin' but a peanut.
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can do these lunges all damn day! But im glad its over.
Every body wanna be a body builder but don;t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights!

 

[AN3M4L]

Every body wanna be a body builder but don;t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights!

Best quote ever!

 

[Marshal-1]

All courtesy of Bob Cicherillo


1- No posing routine using a costume ever looked cool.
2- I’ve never seen a bodybuilder bring up a lagging bodypart by training it more often.
3- Cardio sessions over an hour never result in losing more fat without the expense of muscle.
4- The heavier I trained, the worse the result.
5- The harder you strike a pose the more it looks the same.
6- My mother thinks I should have won every show I competed in.
7- The further out you cut water the flatter you will look.
8- The more you carb up the softer you will look.
9- The answer to most questions is “in the middle”.
10- The smaller the waist the bigger the shoulders.
11- The scale has been responsible for more bodybuilders losing contests than any other factor except the next one.
12- The process of carb loading and carb depleting does not work most of the time.
13- There is no defense in bodybuilding.
14- The illusion of a better bodybuilder is better than a better bodybuilder.
15- If you think you know your body better than anyone else you are probably wrong.
16- The phrase “I am in the best shape of my life” is the kiss of death.
17- Looking good in “bad light” means you are ready.
18- It is better to look good than feel good on stage.
19- It is better to feel good than look good any time before the day of the show.
20- The average prep time is 12 weeks, the average time to screw it up is 48 hours.
21- If there are two people in your class and you don’t win, you are last.
22- Just because you qualify to compete nationally does not mean you should.
23- Drugs don’t build better genetics.
24- There is a fine line between dedication and obsession.
25- Training smarter trumps training harder.
26- The worst bodybuilders make the best gurus and vice versa.
27- The best poser never wins the posing round and the most symmetrical never wins the symmetry round.
28- Ninety nine percent of competitors who don’t win look better on Fridays or Sundays.
29- One hundred percent of winners are satisfied with the judging.
30- It’s not how much you can lift it’s how much you look like you can lift.

 

[betito]

All courtesy of Bob Cicherillo

2- I’ve never seen a bodybuilder bring up a lagging bodypart by training it more often.
4- The heavier I trained, the worse the result.

I don´t agree with these two

 

[steak]

Ronnie-
Yeah BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!
Aint nothin to it but to do it.
Aint nutin' but a peanut.
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can do these lunges all damn day! But im glad its over.
Every body wanna be a body builder but don;t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights!

I think Ronnies quotes are the funniest of all.
My favourite is: Somebody let the dogs out!

 

[tkav1980]

PFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!(thats a fart sound) - Marcus Ruhl

 

[Ashop]

This should be a good one,,,some great ones so far
Someone once said " DBOL is the breakfast of champions" or was that wheaties?

 

[gridlock]

Ronnie-
Yeah BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!
Aint nothin to it but to do it.
Aint nutin' but a peanut.
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can do these lunges all damn day! But im glad its over.
Every body wanna be a body builder but don;t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights!

More Ronnie

Good old grits
Good old grits
mmmm Grits
Yeah Buddy

 

[Metal]

Guy at my gym says " Those pills u gave me.... Im breaking out on my shoulders" Other guy responds " Bro... why is that Bro?, Whats up with that Bro? Dont say that so loud bro"

 

[Steve123]

"If it jiggles, it's fat" - Arnold

"I saw a woman with a 'GUESS' shirt on, so I asked, 'Thyroid disorder?'" - Arnold

 

[MSTR Painter]

So your fatigued huh?
The average womens breast weighs 8lbs.
You know how much the average pussy weighs...
Step on the scale and find out!

 

[Nexus]

I thought I should start a Quotes thread might be fun, either to inspire us or for a good laugh. I quite enjoyed the following from Arnold Schwarzenegger:

about The Pump] "It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven."


"I've thrown up many times working out, but it's all worth it. "


Arnold Schwarzenegger: What did you say Lou? What did you say?
Lou Ferrigno: I'm training Arnold! Gotta get a good pump!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You make too much noise! Has to be very quiet in here, like in a Church!"

"Just because your triceps have fallen behind your biceps, doesn't mean you should back off your triceps workouts."

Ronnie Coleman
Mr. Olympia

"The single biggest mistake that most beginners make is putting 100% of their effort into the positive (concentric) part of the rep, while paying no attention to the negative (eccentric) segment."

Dorian Yates
6-Time Mr. Olympia

"Sell yourself short on nutrition and you're selling yourself short on maximizing your physique development."

Ernie Taylor
IFBB Pro


"Never underestimate the power of wide-grip pull-ups to develop width and size."

Ronnie Coleman


Cheers

Chef

Pumping iron has so many classic quotes in it. The whole movie is a quote. LOL!