Chuck Norris vs Mr. T

[GoneForFuckingEver8]

i see that there is a 'Superman vs The Hulk' thread, so i figured i would start a Chuck Norris vs Mr. T thread. yes i know this has nothing to do with bodybuilding but both of them are athletes, and i figured it might provide some amusement!! yeah and i already know i am the biggest nerd on this board.

lets start off with the beginning:

Yoda had two sons, to one he gave the gift of the beard, to the other he taught pity.

We know his sons as Chuck Norris and Mr. T

 

[Ashop]

Chuck Norris is one BAD man,,,I do know that much.

 

[robot]

Norris in any round

 

[JohnnyPro]

Chuck all the way

 

[wtw11171]

Chuck Norris, no doubt.

 

[tkav1980]

Mr. T all day long...not any normal man can carry the weight of that much gold around his neck all the while sporting the ultimate mohawk.

 

[GoneForFuckingEver8]

Mr. T all day long...not any normal man can carry the weight of that much gold around his neck all the while sporting the ultimate mohawk.

Mr. T once removed his gold chains. the release of weight caused his traps to expand. the first three floors of the building he was standing in were leveled.

his mohawk is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the position of any fool anywhere in the galaxy, his gold chains then transmit pity to those coordinates.

also his mohawk prevents him from being killed when Mario jumps on his head, scientists are still baffled by its protective abilities

 

[tank5469]

gotta go with chuck norris never been beat where as mr.t got beat by the italian stallion.

here's a fun fact
chuck norris' tears can cure cancer................too bad chuck never cries

 

[robbie1375]

chuck all the way............T would be out of gas fast.

 

[tkav1980]

gotta go with chuck norris never been beat where as mr.t got beat by the italian stallion.

here's a fun fact
chuck norris' tears can cure cancer................too bad chuck never cries

This is true but.....the italian stallion the one and only great ROCKY BALBOA could if necessary take out superman, the hulk, chuck norris, MR t, and the russian first tank division at the same time with one bomb ass left hook! this punch is so powerful that it can not be used in the confines of our universe safely. this is why THE ITALIAN STALLION is left out of such debates as this.

 

[GoneForFuckingEver8]

This is true but.....the italian stallion the one and only great ROCKY BALBOA could if necessary take out superman, the hulk, chuck norris, MR t, and the russian first tank division at the same time with one bomb ass left hook! this punch is so powerful that it can not be used in the confines of our universe safely. this is why THE ITALIAN STALLION is left out of such debates as this.

thats not true! did you know that for a 3 year period during, and after the filming of Rocky III, Italian stuntment were at the top of the endangered species list.

also during the filming of Rocky III, Burgess Meredith asked Mr. T why he wore so much gold. To make a long story short, the script had to be changed to include Mickey's "accidental" death.

Mr. T punched sly so hard during filming that he talked normal for a week

 

[RONJON]

haha suprises not mr. chuck quotes lol Tough call though..im goin with chuck although i do pity da fool that messes with T

 

[BigBoyJ]

I'm pretty sure Mr. T was probably never in any real fight. Chuck Norris made a living at it before acting......so yeah, MR T. has no chance.

 

[Snuka]

norris wouldnt even break a sweat against T.

although i hear chuck norris has the power to clog the bowl even when he pisses

 

[tkav1980]

I'm pretty sure Mr. T was probably never in any real fight. Chuck Norris made a living at it before acting......so yeah, MR T. has no chance.

Not correct.. Mr T was a bouncer for years before getting into acting...im sure he saw a scrap or two..but chuck was a real martial arts champ. he actually (this is totally true) convinced bruce lee that kicks thrown above the belt could be delivered effectively.

 

[norm1220]

Way back in the day.... before The A Team, I remember seeing Mr.T competting in the World's Toughest Bouncer competition on television. That was one seriously bad man. One of the gigs he had at the time was working as Mohammed Ali's bodyguard.

Probably one of the last people on earth I would pick to go toe to toe with.

 

[MDT]

If Chuck Norris were to fight Mr. T the combined awesomeness would tear the fabric of the universe apart.......we must pray this never happens.

 

[VanR__]

his mohawk is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the position of any fool anywhere in the galaxy, his gold chains then transmit pity to those coordinates.

If you made that up yourself, you're the man

 

[LEX]

this is the stupidest thread ever......Chuck Norris could blink hard a Mr.T and the force would hit him hard enough to send him back in time.

 

[BigBoyJ]

Not correct.. Mr T was a bouncer for years before getting into acting...im sure he saw a scrap or two..but chuck was a real martial arts champ. he actually (this is totally true) convinced bruce lee that kicks thrown above the belt could be delivered effectively.

When I said "real fight" I was referring to actual competitive fighting, but yeah, I guess bar fights are just as real.

That second part reminds me of a little story. At the gym I train at, there is a Wing Tsun Kung Fu master. He was trying to tell me that kicks above the belt were useless. And that if he and I were to spar I would only end up hurt trying to use high kicks because he would move in close and "destroy me". Now, I am a Muay Thai and BJJ guy myself, so I offered a challenge to him to fight at his studio......where I kicked him in the head, mounted and armbarred him.