Clarification - Guts vs. Balls

[WildBB]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

Guts- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

Balls- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

 

[MilitaryMuscle]

LMAO!

Yes that would take balls.... HUGE ones!

 

[VanR__]

Bull nuts and a prenup.

 

[cecray3]

You may have balls........temporarily!

 

[HUTCH]

LOL...

 

[mike1107]

LOL

 

[diesel158]

I think you're confusing balls with stupidity

 

[irish_sd]

Too funny

 

[thenatural3456]

lol having balls involves a situation where you put yourself in the position to actually loose your balls...

thats my opinion

 

[Dangkolo]

LMFAO

 

[lestatgear]

An oldie but a goodie.

 

[wtw11171]

AH! The good old days. I wish I was young again. I had fun back in the day then I got sober.

 

[Fa Seeshus]

To have balls is to be Hillary Clinton, according to the president of the indiana steelworkers union


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