LOL close enough brother. Close enough. You are in quite the Polish fix aren't you? Wow. Just like my folks. NEVER hire and electrician, build their additions, do everything. Polish men (not me LOL) can literally to ANYTHING. Need a new sink? A roof? Dry wall? Wiring? HVAC?
It's crazy. And ALWAYS half-assed. But you have to admire their skills.
Ya ...I admire it more skill than I will ever have. Sometimes though its pushed a little to far because they must know everything the whole common sense stereotype kicks in and something major gets "f" up. Like the time my wife's father had a friend with no insurance come by and cut trees down in the yard and one fell on my car. My wife thought I was going to break up with her then. Maybe it was a sign. Anyways I was nice enough because the car was older and I was getting rid of it in a year to have his polish friend do the body work on it which look horrible. He banged out all the smashed in metal and then used bondo and sanded it. I thought he was going to replace it. LOL
But on the other side a good Polish woman will do everything for you. And I mean everything. Cook, clean, shine your knob, mow the lawn, parent the children (Polish fathers are too macho to mess with children).
Ya accept she does not want to do any of them now and wants me to do more of them. I understand she is in school now part time and has a part time job., but prior she was complaining for me to help while she was just chilling for almost a year because she got laid off.
A good Polish woman is like striking gold - as long as it's not the "family package deal" like I suspect DF101 got. Like I have. My girlfriends have had to deal with the guilt of not feeling like a real woman if she wasn't on her knees scrubbing the floor under the kitchen table after a simple meal. I'm serious. The women are cleaning literally before you've even finished your plate! It's like a ****ing pit crew in there!
So you can imagine now her yelling at me to clean every little thing now since she does not have as much time to clean. Everyday its something.
She has been checking this post and yelling at me as well.
I TRIED TO TELL HER I WAS GETTING THERAPY OVER THE INTERNET BY A POLISH PSYCHOLOGIST AND SHE SHOULD BE PROUD! LOL