Cutting out OWN Gyno...IDIOT ALERT. One of our own!

[tkav1980]

dante- can you pm me those directions in detail for the nose job? I just got a new garage door opener that ive been dying to try out!

 

[asleep]

just stupid and dangerous

 

[Ryce]

this has all the makings of a you tube video! Personally I would be scared shitless to cut open my own nipple. I'd prolly faint and die of blood loss.

 

[PHIL HERNON]

Personally

I have a tried and true method that I have ONLY TOLD 1 PERSON WHO SWORE TO SECRECY on how to do a self administered nose job........hey, he was in a pinch. .........here it is for the first time.

1. Grab a sledgehammer hitched to a garage door opener, 2 rolls of toilet paper, 3 C-clamps, a clothespin, 2 slim jim beef jerky's to keep the nostrils open during the healing process and a bottle of Icyhot and put it on the gonads to take your mind off the pain of your nose, trust me, everyone on the East Coast is doing this now.

 

[blackhole]

I have a tried and true method that I have ONLY TOLD 1 PERSON WHO SWORE TO SECRECY on how to do a self administered nose job........hey, he was in a pinch. .........here it is for the first time.

1. Grab a sledgehammer hitched to a garage door opener, 2 rolls of toilet paper, 3 C-clamps, a clothespin, 2 slim jim beef jerky's to keep the nostrils open during the healing process and a bottle of Icyhot and put it on the gonads to take your mind off the pain of your nose, trust me, everyone on the East Coast is doing this now.

reminds me of an epsiode of nip/tuck where christian tries to give himself a nose job. hmm i'll probably get bashed on here now but YES i do watch nip/tuck

 

[Ryce]

reminds me of an epsiode of nip/tuck where christian tries to give himself a nose job. hmm i'll probably get bashed on here now but YES i do watch nip/tuck

Why would you get flamed man? Nip/tuck is awesome. If we get flamed for watching it then we got some real uptight conservative people on this board who need to get a life. Nobody will flame you for watching it. Its a good show.

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

he might as well do a prostate reduction while the sterile knife is out.

please clarify, steak knife? butter knife? Serrated or straight edge?

 

[bigfatandugly]

Oh, yes, there will. Why even mess with something like that? Hell, most people can't even give themselves a decent hair cut.

ROTFLMAO...

HOLY SHIT!