Drug charges dropped after suspect refuses to poop for 47 days in custody

[Massive G]

Am I the only one curious of what happens when he did actually go. Lol Had to be a record sized log.

I wonder if he recovered the drugs if he actually sustained from defecating for that long.

This isn't a good thread for me since I swallowed a crown recently attached yesterday...biting on a chicken wing of all things...no way in hell am I "sifting" through my shit for 2-3 days to find it....$500 down the drain..damn it! :banghead:

 

[mikennrg]

This guy doesn't give a shit.

 

[buck]

I wouldn't want to be in the stall next to him when he does let loose....

 

[cubano]

They should have just stuck a suppository up his ass. Problem solved.

 

[johnjuanb1]

Damn. I went over 2 weeks after I was gutshot. When I finally went it was like an out of body experience. All the painkillers that were sitting in my gut moved around where they could be absorbed, it was indescribable.

Sounds like a rough way to get a great high.

 

[IronRage]

Am I the only one curious of what happens when he did actually go. Lol Had to be a record sized log.

I’d say at least 10 courics...

 

[maldorf]

Sounds like a rough way to get a great high.

I wonder what drug it was. Opiates make you constipated. I wonder if it was slowly leaking out while he was in there. Probably not though since they could probably give him a blood test while he was in custody?

 

[johnjuanb1]

I’ve pooped 4 times today and it’s only 1:30pm.
This guy has mad azzhole control!!!!

 

[Marvin Martian]

I can’t be the only cat that has checked this thread - while actually doing the bizniz..