Dumb things(accidents) you have done over the years.

[Real Steele]

Ill start....

1st cycle i was using 1 sustanon per week I got from a local nutrition company employee. 1st shot in my glute went great!

Next week 2nd shot and for some reason Im nervous... i go to stick myself and drop the syringe.

To my luck it lawn darts right into my calf.. its just sitting there and im in disbelief.

There are more... but this will always be fresh on my mind.

 

[Jefe]

Pulled a 45 plate off the bar, forgetting about the 5 pound plate in front of it. Hit my toe. Had to drive home with my left foot.

Could have been worse.

Real Steel… did you finish the shot?

 

[specter]

Dumbest shit i guess...

Was feeling strong while doing flat bench, where doing sets of 5 so 140kgx5, 150kgx5, 155kgx5 decided to go for a PB because why not 160kgx5 and at the 5 reps i felt a slight "sliding" in my shoulder while pressing up and then a loud pop... jumped up and looked at my my arm/delt/chest to see if there was a tear maybe but nothing.. as the day went on my delt felt like shit and the pain just got worse and worse.. so of to the doc, she sent me for a scan and i had pushed my upper arm bone partly out of the shoulder socket and somehow my muscles caught it and helt it inplace.. so now my shoulder is permanently "subluxation" and fucked.. happy dayes..

 

[pimpman]

Back in the days the bench bars didn’t have that fix weight on them. That kind of balance them. So I unloaded the one side while the plates were still on the other side. And that bar flew up so fast that missed my chin by a hair. If it would of hit me it be lights out

 

[Real Steele]

Pulled a 45 plate off the bar, forgetting about the 5 pound plate in front of it. Hit my toe. Had to drive home with my left foot.

Could have been worse.

Real Steel… did you finish the shot?

I pulled it out and did the glute! Im a soldier!

 

[Real Steele]

Lot of stupid stuff in the weight room but if we are going to talk weights....

1st time I went to squat 315(i was 165) I was working out with my buddy who is 6ft while im 5'9.

I got lazy because I usually could just tippy toe out. Well I tried this time and as soon as I flattened my heels I wobbled and fell forward.

Good thing we set the pins in the rack!

 

[gauge22-v2]

I am 55 and could fill a small novel of stupid shit.

 

[Fleezy]

oral steroids





yeah i know.... i know

 

[massephase]

Mistaking arimidex for proviron and taking 4mg adex per day for three days

 

[ferraribrad]

Took tren before understanding prolactin and gyno related issues that go with it...

 

[madg]

Shooting 2 years when i started with 1,5 in 18g to quads and delts because i didnt know it existed smaller needles

You should see my face when guy at gym showed me 1in 25g

 

[kadafi2]

Increasing calories with junk food to "gain weight better".

 

[Sterops]

Increasing calories with junk food to "gain weight better".

Isn’t that what Lee Priest used to do?

 

[grammo13]

Shooting 2 years when i started with 1,5 in 18g to quads and delts because i didnt know it existed smaller needles

You should see my face when guy at gym showed me 1in 25g

Dude, same lol. And didn't know about swapping the draw needle out for a fresh one.

 

[Sectør]

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't.

 

[qbkilla]

Lots. Banged head on lat pull down bar, dropped a 25 on foot luckily it was fine, shot calves wirh prop limped for a week, measured my humalin r thinking was gh, took 100iu, in college took r type pwo, ate carbs, drove home (3hr drive on highway) forgot my bag of smarties started feeling a little dizzy and no exit ramp in sight was saying a gas station (before gps) lol.

 

[bigbumpkin2003]

Lots. Banged head on lat pull down bar, dropped a 25 on foot luckily it was fine, shot calves wirh prop limped for a week, measured my humalin r thinking was gh, took 100iu, in college took r type pwo, ate carbs, drove home (3hr drive on highway) forgot my bag of smarties started feeling a little dizzy and no exit ramp in sight was saying a gas station (before gps) lol.

That calf injection is a mother . I would rather inject a bicep even. Not really an accident but first starting to dabble had a few runs with Tren and wanted to keep pushing. Pinned like 300 on the toilet in my quad and hit a vein… yeah coughed so hard I passed out youth

 

[chooch]

More a friend than me but…. We were doing legs one day. I just finished a set on leg press, I get up and he gets on it. Puts his legs up on the plate and a pistol falls out of his pocket onto the floor. Nobody’s running but the place clears out kinda quick lol.

There’s a bit of a backstory to explain the why part…. He arrested a guy a few years prior, a dope deal went bad and he started spraying the other guys with an AK he pulled out of his car. That guy JUST got released from prison and was going to our gym and recognized my friend. He’d actually say hi to him and didn’t seem like he held a grudge but he wasn’t taking any chances.

 

[01dragonslayer]

Tore my right pec muscle while under my car trying to remove the oil plug.

I tore it because I was turning the plug wrong way.

 

[NaDa]

Tore my right pec muscle while under my car trying to remove the oil plug.

I tore it because I was turning the plug wrong way.

Man this is a classic aging thing. Like you get hurt doing the most innocuous things. Had a friend of mine, who is an absolute unit, tear his bicep.....picking up luggage off a conveyor belt.