Dumb things(accidents) you have done over the years.

[AllOkJumpmaster]

Man this is a classic aging thing. Like you get hurt doing the most innocuous things. Had a friend of mine, who is an absolute unit, tear his bicep.....picking up luggage off a conveyor belt.

LOL, dude, I was trying to open a multi-gallon weed sprayer pump handle. I didn't realize it had three positions, locked, unlocked but fixed, and all the way open to pump. I thought it was unlocked but fixed, the position it would need to be in to actually unscrew the handle. I was trying so hard to twist it pull it open thinking old fertilizer in the sprayer had created pressure and it was just stuck, nah, it was locked, felt a tweak in my shoulder and took like 4 weeks for it to heal lol.

Also, I know more guys that have torn their bicep picking up a TV or moving a washer than actually training. Anytime I have to grab something with extended arms, I just say "please don't tear your bicep, please don't tear your bicep" lol

 

[AllOkJumpmaster]

in 2012 I was doing calf presses on a 45 degree leg press machine. Didn't have much weight on the bar, thankfully, thought I had left the safety bars in place because you wouldn't need to unlock the for calves, but I guess I did unlock them. Finished my set and just let the bar drop (because it only needed to drop a few inches to catch the safeties....right?) Not, bar came down and landed on both shins. I thought I had just broken both of my tibias lol. Thankfully it was just a really gnarly bruise, and cuts but all healed up well in a few weeks. Dumbest thing I had ever done in the gym, and I had been training hard for 13ish years at that point.

 

[buck]

Gym highlights.

Doing dips with 100 lb plate chained to my waist when half way up 2 links in the chain twisted and caught the tip of my dick in them, stopped and realized at some point I couldn't hang there forever half way up and was going to have to finish the rep at some point and my dick would be pulled from between the links, caused a nice blood blister. I liked to think of it as a french tickler. Still finished my workout.

Rolling 100 lb DB back and forth in the racks getting ready for a set when i leaned to far froward and smashed my dick between them. Still finished my workout.

Stupidly unlatching the safety bars when doing 1000 lb toe presses on the leg press and watching the ass of the hot girl next to me as she was squatting. When my toes slide off causing the platform to drop till it hit the bottom stop. With the edge of the platform about 1/2 inch into the skin of my thighs. And my hands just touching the platform like they were going to do a damn thing in breaking the fall of that weight. Still finished my workout.

Today a guy mentioned how i am very focused when doing my sets and i told him i am always focused as i am about 1/2 second away from injury at any time!

Out in the real world there is the X wife and GF's....... not sure that counts as an accident.

 

[qbkilla]

That calf injection is a mother . I would rather inject a bicep even. Not really an accident but first starting to dabble had a few runs with Tren and wanted to keep pushing. Pinned like 300 on the toilet in my quad and hit a vein… yeah coughed so hard I passed out youth

About 2005...I decided to try calves. 1cc each prop lol. So swollen and red...stiff...took 10 minutes to get out of bed. Bought a cane at CVS to help me walk never missed a day of work. Swelling and redness went into the ankles, then feet, then left my body lol. About 2 weeks of pain.

 

[nothuman]

I ordered DNP 10 years ago from a source that decided to mix it in the same capsule with vitamin C. The Ziploc bag it came in said “vitamin C” on it. I put it away and didn’t use it for a while, then one day I rediscovered it and saw that it said “vitamin C” on it so I started taking it daily. I was taking DNP for about a week before I realized it was actually DNP. No wonder I was sweating so much in the freezing cold winter

 

[Real Steele]

About 2005...I decided to try calves. 1cc each prop lol. So swollen and red...stiff...took 10 minutes to get out of bed. Bought a cane at CVS to help me walk never missed a day of work. Swelling and redness went into the ankles, then feet, then left my body lol. About 2 weeks of pain.

I got talked into this a by a "friend" hurt like hell for days... then had to tell my doctor some story because the left one had edema on the shin where I could leave a half inch indent poking it..

Doubt my doc believed me back then

 

[Big A]

88lbs dumbells doing shrugs. On the way down, I rotated and as they clanged together they caught my dick between them. I bled. Still have the scar 30 years later.

Daydreaming doing an ass injection. Syringe fell out of my hand, landed with the needle fully buried in my heel. I just looked at it in amazement as there was zero pain.

Came back from shopping. The watermelon rolled to the back of the trunk. I bent forward to grab it, legs locked, knees against the bumper. Completely over extended and partially tore my right calf.

The big one - junkie threw a brick at my car while I was driving. I stopped, jumped out and chased him. After sitting in the car for ages, with completely cold and unstretched muscles, going into at all out explosive sprint, the left hamstring tore off mid flight. When the leg landed on the ground, there was nothing to hold me up so I collapsed on the concrete, landing on my right arm. Forearm and elbow completely shattered. It took 4 surgeries over 12 months to fix the damage.

 

[Canuck54]

Paying $250 per amp for my first cycle of Orgenon sus.

Unloading plates on a barbell unevenly and having it flip up and almost hit someone.

Jumping up from a set of dumbbells and when walking down to the spot on the rack with the 45s, I smacked a guy clean across the side of his face while he was hunched over resting from his set.

 

[Growthman]

Circa 2000 Golds. Unloaded one side of the leg press. The whole leg press flipped and the weights still on slid off/went everywhere. The entire gym went silent and looked over, awkward!

 

[specter]

Oh just remembered one more, was going on a weekend and couldnt pin so my dumb ass thought "why not shoot 3cc cut mix in my calf" cut mix is fast ester test/tren/mast 100mg each pr cc, so i load up shoot in the calf, the second i pull the needle out i just got this insane burning feel in my calf like it was on fire, i started screaming like a mad man, wife comes with a bag of frozen peas on my calf, after about 1 hour of frozen peas i take a look and ive gained about 2+inches on my calf and its pretty much purple. So what i could gather the oil ran out of the muscle and into the muscle "sack" and with the high concentration product it had a high content of BB and BA and thats what gave me the "burning".. so yeah that was dumb

 

[Real Steele]

Paying $250 per amp for my first cycle of Orgenon sus.

Tell me that was $2.50 not $250.... these used to be $1 an amp from the UK

 

[pimpman]

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't.

Bro that was so entertaining to read I felt like I was reading a novel

And after all that single scoop worked. Look at you. Your a beast brother

 

[pimpman]

Shooting 2 years when i started with 1,5 in 18g to quads and delts because i didnt know it existed smaller needles

You should see my face when guy at gym showed me 1in 25g

Omg man 18g that had too hurt I bet. That long needle and thickness I would pass out just looking at it

 

[madg]

Omg man 18g that had too hurt I bet. That long needle and thickness I would pass out just looking at it

Hahaha hurt is an understatement.. imagine what drive i had and how much i wanted the physique i didnt mind do it eod

Just felt stupid as fuck when i saw the smaller needles

 

[TheOtherOne55]

Stupid newbie one: smoked some weed before going to the gym when i mustve been 20. Saw the big guys moving weight over by the DBs. Went over to kinda showcase that "i'm a strong guy too." My high ass tripped over a DB and ate shit in front of all of them. I looooked high too. Embarrassing.

Dumb mistake: Over shot insulin PWO and brought nothing with me. I was dating my now wife at the time as we were driving to an outdoor market. Hypo hit me haaard and had nothinggg on me. She watches me as I in turn stumble out of the car to eat anyyy carb-type food i could find at the market. I think i was shoveling bread and orange slices in my mouth when she found me.

Reallll life wtf dude: Failed an NCAA drug test for anabolics ...and this is even pre-BBing days. Like wasnt even in that mode of my life yet. I was jsut into supplements. During the summer workouts i went online and bought ALRI's Jungle Warfare. This is before the prohormone ban. It said it was natural, it said side effect free. Took about a bottle and diiid notice my body comp was changing but i just thought the football conditioning drills and all that were working. NCAA tests means they call you the NIGHT BEFORE, tell you to go to the stadium lockerroooms where you pee in a container. I had 0 to be afraid of as I was ignorant as hell. 3 weeks before the season my head athletic trainer and position coach called me into a meeting before practice. I was also the team captain at this point, returning all conference player....told me I popped on a drug test and that it was an immediately 365 day suspension. Terrible feeling. There was nothing worse that I ever done in my life than call my parents and have to tell them I have to sit out a year. Worst feeling ever...they arent made, they are disappointed. What probably looks worse is that I TURNED INTO a giant BBer now lol ugh

 

[NaDa]

Stupid newbie one: smoked some weed before going to the gym when i mustve been 20. Saw the big guys moving weight over by the DBs. Went over to kinda showcase that "i'm a strong guy too." My high ass tripped over a DB and ate shit in front of all of them. I looooked high too. Embarrassing.

Dumb mistake: Over shot insulin PWO and brought nothing with me. I was dating my now wife at the time as we were driving to an outdoor market. Hypo hit me haaard and had nothinggg on me. She watches me as I in turn stumble out of the car to eat anyyy carb-type food i could find at the market. I think i was shoveling bread and orange slices in my mouth when she found me.

Reallll life wtf dude: Failed an NCAA drug test for anabolics ...and this is even pre-BBing days. Like wasnt even in that mode of my life yet. I was jsut into supplements. During the summer workouts i went online and bought ALRI's Jungle Warfare. This is before the prohormone ban. It said it was natural, it said side effect free. Took about a bottle and diiid notice my body comp was changing but i just thought the football conditioning drills and all that were working. NCAA tests means they call you the NIGHT BEFORE, tell you to go to the stadium lockerroooms where you pee in a container. I had 0 to be afraid of as I was ignorant as hell. 3 weeks before the season my head athletic trainer and position coach called me into a meeting before practice. I was also the team captain at this point, returning all conference player....told me I popped on a drug test and that it was an immediately 365 day suspension. Terrible feeling. There was nothing worse that I ever done in my life than call my parents and have to tell them I have to sit out a year. Worst feeling ever...they arent made, they are disappointed. What probably looks worse is that I TURNED INTO a giant BBer now lol ugh

What kind of prohormone was that? Im not familiar.

I remember 1-AD and stuff like that. However I was pretty young then.

 

[AllOkJumpmaster]

What kind of prohormone was that? Im not familiar.

I remember 1-AD and stuff like that. However I was pretty young then.

It was a superdrol clone, or something similar. Those were the wild west of times. It was really unfortunate that companies were putting banned products in supplements and not being transparent about it, or they were saying the products were natty. Not only did people pop hot in sports, but it was also fucking with dudes hormones and hurting people. Ultimately, it is what landed PJ and Aaron in prison.

My first deployment was in '04, we had dudes that were taking Epistane for like 6 straight months because "it made us jacked" but they had no idea what they were doing, no idea that it was dangerous. No PCT planned lol, nothing.

 

[NaDa]

It was a superdrol clone, or something similar. Those were the wild west of times. It was really unfortunate that companies were putting banned products in supplements and not being transparent about it, or they were saying the products were natty. Not only did people pop hot in sports, but it was also fucking with dudes hormones and hurting people. Ultimately, it is what landed PJ and Aaron in prison.

My first deployment was in '04, we had dudes that were taking Epistane for like 6 straight months because "it made us jacked" but they had no idea what they were doing, no idea that it was dangerous. No PCT planned lol, nothing.

Holy shit that is dangerous. While buying something like the OTC is convenient and would make life easier for people like us, I am glad it is not a thing. For those exact reasons. Most people should not even dabble in the hormone realm IMO. They lack the consistency, constitution, and planning it take to do it correctly or even semi safe.

 

[Reno911]

If you're old enough to remember the plaid NPC Zuba style pants then you'll understand. I was a freshman in college training at a pretty hardcore gym off campus. I was doing side laterals with 35's and at the bottom pinched the tip of my cock between them. For those have have been injured you'll know this feeling- after the initial pain/shock it was the feverish panic and sick to my stomach feeling. I hustled to the bathroom and dropped my drawers. Shockingly enough there was no blood but a HUGE blood blister had already formed on half the top of my unit.

I was worried that my cock would be paralyzed in that quadrant of the tip and not get hard- like nerve damage. Blister went away after about 10 days and everything was fine. That's one mistake a person only does once!!

 

[Real Steele]

Who remebers the guy that posted about not understanding how the bodybuilders could do roids.

He said it was the worst pain he ever felt and couldnt get the courage to pin a 2nd shot.

After going back and forth on the board for info we find out he took "shoot them in your ass" literally and was injecting his sphincter.

That guy needs to be in here telling us his story!