Dumb things(accidents) you have done over the years.

[Canuck54]

Tell me that was $2.50 not $250.... these used to be $1 an amp from the UK

Nope, $250. It was a short cycle lol. I got completely taken advantage of but I was 19 with no connections and a drive to get huge. It was all QV for me after that.

 

[Real Steele]

Nope, $250. It was a short cycle lol. I got completely taken advantage of but I was 19 with no connections and a drive to get huge. It was all QV for me after that.

Damn... must have been before GF! I remember 2000 of these little amps showing up weekly at a buddies house straight from Wales.

Oh the good old days

 

[AllLoadedUp]

Who remebers the guy that posted about not understanding how the bodybuilders could do roids.

He said it was the worst pain he ever felt and couldnt get the courage to pin a 2nd shot.

After going back and forth on the board for info we find out he took "shoot them in your ass" literally and was injecting his sphincter.

That guy needs to be in here telling us his story!

WTF

 

[AllLoadedUp]

Too funny you started this thread Real Steele.

Well as I said in the Peptide thread. My dumbest was accidentally grabbing the MT2 bottle, thinking it was the GH bottle, and injecting 2IU of Melanotan. I spent the entire next day and night vomiting. I felt like total shit for a good 3 days.

I would say my other one was several years ago doing Good Mornings. I was doing 315 for reps. While bent over and coming back up I was straining hard on the last rep. I pretty much shit my drawers. Not too bad. More like a major skid mark than an actual turd.

I don't even know how many times I have hit my head on shit in the gym. Just not paying attention. Puked right in the floor several times years ago. I was always wearing a hoody on leg day and would get too hot.

 

[AllLoadedUp]

I gotta say after reading these responses and seeing how many of you guys have mashed your dicks over the years. Makes me glad I have a small cock. Too small to smash I guess.

 

[Alzadosghost]

Iv got one lol. Decades ago I was training calves with a few guys doing donkey calf raises on each others backs. We also had a belt on with a bunch of 45s chained onto it. So I’m up in my buddies back and I go to hop off and a nut gets caught in the belt. My feet hit the floor but my nuts were still in the belt on his back lol ya. Fucking hurt. We all laughed pretty hard. Bruised all my shit black and blue .

 

[specter]

Who remebers the guy that posted about not understanding how the bodybuilders could do roids.

He said it was the worst pain he ever felt and couldnt get the courage to pin a 2nd shot.

After going back and forth on the board for info we find out he took "shoot them in your ass" literally and was injecting his sphincter.

That guy needs to be in here telling us his story!

We had a guy who shot Hcg direct into his balls i swear 100% on god !

 

[qbkilla]

If you're old enough to remember the plaid NPC Zuba style pants then you'll understand. I was a freshman in college training at a pretty hardcore gym off campus. I was doing side laterals with 35's and at the bottom pinched the tip of my cock between them. For those have have been injured you'll know this feeling- after the initial pain/shock it was the feverish panic and sick to my stomach feeling. I hustled to the bathroom and dropped my drawers. Shockingly enough there was no blood but a HUGE blood blister had already formed on half the top of my unit.

I was worried that my cock would be paralyzed in that quadrant of the tip and not get hard- like nerve damage. Blister went away after about 10 days and everything was fine. That's one mistake a person only does once!!

Reminds me of a time i put a steak in a pan, got in the shower real quick, smoke alarm started going off. Ran out of the shower naked to check the steak and hot grease splashed right out of the pan on my cock...burnt it bad lol

 

[TheOtherOne55]

What kind of prohormone was that? Im not familiar.

I remember 1-AD and stuff like that. However I was pretty young then.

It was a superdrol clone, or something similar. Those were the wild west of times. It was really unfortunate that companies were putting banned products in supplements and not being transparent about it, or they were saying the products were natty. Not only did people pop hot in sports, but it was also fucking with dudes hormones and hurting people. Ultimately, it is what landed PJ and Aaron in prison.

My first deployment was in '04, we had dudes that were taking Epistane for like 6 straight months because "it made us jacked" but they had no idea what they were doing, no idea that it was dangerous. No PCT planned lol, nothing.

The ALRI JW wasnt even a big one like SD or anything like that. It was a metabolite. That was how i attempted to fight it with the NCAA. Technically, it was not on any list whatsoever. But because it was a metabolite and closely related, "i shouldve known better." Like AllOk said, shit was the wild west back then. JC dudes were transferring in to my school yoooked and then were shrinking down as they hopped off prohormones lol In reality, i really shouldve known better. This was riiiight before the ban too, so like 2007 maybe? I actually remember guys on the boards saying, "stock up on pheraplex and superdrol from Anabolic Xtreme! They are going away soon!"

 

[SouthernMuscle]

The ALRI JW wasnt even a big one like SD or anything like that. It was a metabolite. That was how i attempted to fight it with the NCAA. Technically, it was not on any list whatsoever. But because it was a metabolite and closely related, "i shouldve known better." Like AllOk said, shit was the wild west back then. JC dudes were transferring in to my school yoooked and then were shrinking down as they hopped off prohormones lol In reality, i really shouldve known better. This was riiiight before the ban too, so like 2007 maybe? I actually remember guys on the boards saying, "stock up on pheraplex and superdrol from Anabolic Xtreme! They are going away soon!"

That’s a bs situation. I’m mad on your behalf almost 20yrs later lol

 

[Jefe]

I gotta say after reading these responses and seeing how many of you guys have mashed your dicks over the years. Makes me glad I have a small cock. Too small to smash I guess.

You can, indeed, smash a small wenis in the gym.

@TheOtherOne55 : so you were natural, and everyone goes ape shit about juice. Now you’re legitimately on the juice and nobody gives a shit. What a shitty deal.

 

[specter]

The ALRI JW wasnt even a big one like SD or anything like that. It was a metabolite. That was how i attempted to fight it with the NCAA. Technically, it was not on any list whatsoever. But because it was a metabolite and closely related, "i shouldve known better." Like AllOk said, shit was the wild west back then. JC dudes were transferring in to my school yoooked and then were shrinking down as they hopped off prohormones lol In reality, i really shouldve known better. This was riiiight before the ban too, so like 2007 maybe? I actually remember guys on the boards saying, "stock up on pheraplex and superdrol from Anabolic Xtreme! They are going away soon!"

Loved ALRI supps, their Dream sleeps supp and Comatose was awesome !

 

[Lifter2009]

When I was younger and starting out in Olympic weightlifting, I was at commercial gym doing front squats. Asked a big guy to spot, me. He literally did zero. I tried to not dump the 385lb on racks, but room got tunnel vision and face and body went numb 3/4 of the way up. I dumped it, and heard banging metal sounds like through a tunnel as the 385lb his safety racks. I was knocked out on my feet. Didn’t know to take knee back then. I grabbed for squat rack. And my body convulsed like 3-4 times (full body jerk) coming on and off line. When I caught my breath and bearings, I looked around gym and everyone was still mid rep staring…

 

[mexbeast]

Lots. Banged head on lat pull down bar, dropped a 25 on foot luckily it was fine, shot calves wirh prop limped for a week, measured my humalin r thinking was gh, took 100iu, in college took r type pwo, ate carbs, drove home (3hr drive on highway) forgot my bag of smarties started feeling a little dizzy and no exit ramp in sight was saying a gas station (before gps) lol.

So you took one full ML of slin? How much water you put in your GH?

 

[qbkilla]

So you took one full ML of slin? How much water you put in your GH?

It was like 2008. I've always put 1cc in a vial of gh...so probably was doing 10 iu ed generic.

 

[Real Steele]

It was like 2008. I've always put 1cc in a vial of gh...so probably was doing 10 iu ed generic.

Not unusual... before ORD I was able to use 12 iu serostim affordably... not any more.. although I did come across 10mg norditropin pens that I got for $1.50 per iu... I miss the good ol days

 

[jray26]

Reminds me of a time i put a steak in a pan, got in the shower real quick, smoke alarm started going off. Ran out of the shower naked to check the steak and hot grease splashed right out of the pan on my cock...burnt it bad lol

Damn!

Smoked some ribs at an apartment complex and thought I closed the bottom of the Weber charcoal grill. Was laying in boxers with my girl and see flickers of orange outside. I jump up, throw on her pink pajama pants, and run outside, no shirt or shoes, and start stomping on what's becoming a raging fire. I had to look like an idiot -- shirtless in lady's pink pajama pants.

 

[BLKGUY2006]

Circa 2000 Golds. Unloaded one side of the leg press. The whole leg press flipped and the weights still on slid off/went everywhere. The entire gym went silent and looked over, awkward!

Man, I did the exact same thing on a cybex squat press. It was 2001 and I just left seeing my brother in ICU who was on his deathbed. I was so exhausted and drained, but it was leg day. Probably had eight or nine plates on each side and unloaded all from one side. WHAM! The whole machine flipped. Of course it was prime time 5:30 or so, and the entire gym went silent. Luckily the gym manager and a couple guys came over and helped me out and were also cool about it. Shoutout to Matt the manager Salisbury, North Carolina Golds Gym. I felt like such a loser.

 

[BLKGUY2006]

If you're old enough to remember the plaid NPC Zuba style pants then you'll understand. I was a freshman in college training at a pretty hardcore gym off campus. I was doing side laterals with 35's and at the bottom pinched the tip of my cock between them. For those have have been injured you'll know this feeling- after the initial pain/shock it was the feverish panic and sick to my stomach feeling. I hustled to the bathroom and dropped my drawers. Shockingly enough there was no blood but a HUGE blood blister had already formed on half the top of my unit.

I was worried that my cock would be paralyzed in that quadrant of the tip and not get hard- like nerve damage. Blister went away after about 10 days and everything was fine. That's one mistake a person only does once!!

I remember those pants and I’m guessing it was those metal dumbbell racks. Those motherfuckers would hurt you.