Every Gym Has Them- Time to Honor Them.

[FlexMurphy]

I cant post the pics of the losers in my gym bc it would have to be the old ass fat guys in the locker room blow drying their assholes and shaking there junk in front of the mirror whenever im trying to take a piss in the bathroom.

I hope none of you want to see that but im not taking a pic of it either LOL!

 

[gears]

Something tells me that this topic is hitting a little too close to home for some of the patrons of this fine board. I try to go to the gym during off-peak times so that I can avoid assholes and douchbags in general... It doesn't always work. Invariably, there will be some dickhead wearing a skull cap, a do-rag, or an Underarmour "outfit" strutting around all sulled up like somebody just told him wrestling was fake.

And I would be remiss not to mention the peckerhead covered with tats who insists on letting the world know that he is working out by groaning like he's trying to fit a Pringles can in his asshole every time he lifts anything above warmup weights.

Also gotta love the sub 5'8" guys who never get cut, but are always on a ton of shit, making them look like a public service announcement for why not to do steroids.

 

[tenny]

see, im actually that guy who, IF....if i see you NOT sweating on a machine or bench or whatever, then you aint using it.

and i wont hesiatate to drop my gymbag on your foot to let you know
your DONE with this machine......

asshole??? yeap.....douchbag??? yeap

do i care????.....nope

 

[AlphaMaleDawg]

see, im actually that guy who, IF....if i see you NOT sweating on a machine or bench or whatever, then you aint using it.

and i wont hesiatate to drop my gymbag on your foot to let you know
your DONE with this machine......

asshole??? yeap.....douchbag??? yeap

do i care????.....nope

I love this shit. I also have no problems asking someone if they are using something when they are doing their 10 exercise circuit and leaving a towel on every piece of equipment. Or people doing some stupid exercises and taking up squat racks.

 

[renewlyf]

I wish I had taken a picture of what I saw the other day. I was going to do squats. My gym has 3 squat racks. They were all full. One had a girl doing squats, pull ups, jump ups thing and something else. Then another had a guy doing shrugs with a grand total of 100lbs. The last rack that this trainer and his trainee beat me to by 2 steps, was one of the more idiotic exercises I've seen. One arm barbell (olympic bar) incline, bounce ball, chest press. The trainer had the guy hold the bar to one side and balance it with no weight and press, in the sqaut rack :banghead:. I did leg press that day

 

[gettingbig255]

funny stuff

 

[Cito33189]

Saw this guy at the gym today wearing sunglasses thought perfect place for this

What a jerk huh I was like Hey you stop wearing sunglasses inside

 

[mookie9920]

The 10 exercise circuit guys piss me off. Esp since my gym has like 100 flat benches, but only 1 of everything else. As soon as they leave the machine and move onto the next I hop on it unless. If they want to be rude and not care about other people's work out I have no problem not caring about theirs.