I always get into fights... the other night I was wrestling this girl, what a great fight it was ! I slapped her in the ass, bit her tities... she scratched my back, it started bleeing... It was brutal man, my buddy Dick got arrested and went to Vag County prison for 20 minutes, till he started crying then she forgave him
A long time ago I was in my late 20s in a bar in Tampa. There was a guy there - shaved head, covered in Tats, maybe 6'2" and 160lbs. He started talking to my GF. So I call him on it. He sincerely apologizes, said he thought she was alone and that he didn't want any trouble with me. I am really that menacing! So I show pity and don't beat his ass to the ground. We start talking, he really is a nice guy. He is also a Marine Recon who just returned from Gulf War 1. Among other things he showed me how easy it is to snap someone's C3, C4 (whatever) vertebra.
You never know when you are gonna run into one of these guys. Anyone here think they would be afraid of BJ Penn if they didn't know him? Not me.
And further follow up, I go to the gun range on occasion. And it's full of 5'8", 60 year old guys with triple chins who have wet dreams about shooting a 25 year old juicer talking smack and threatening with their state of the art killer bullets. Give me a MMA opponent over them any day.
And Medic - thanks for the "no homo" disclaimer. At first I was uncomfortable.
I found that once I got big enough guys just stopped even trying to start shit with me. I think for the most part you can avoid most fights when you reach a certain size.