I love the Tren we have today... its my favorite drug of choice. Only because Parabolan is not made anymore. If i have to compare our Tren today to Parabolan from back in the day i would say its... "maybe" ... 60% of what Parabolan was.
The last time i was on Parabolan i was at Arbys, and i ordered a sandwich and told them NO mayonnaise. Well... after waiting 20 damn minutes i was already fuming.... when i finally got my COLD sandwich it had that cum smellin shit all over it and i lost it! I remember smashing the sandwich on the window i was sitting at then one by one i threw the drink machines off the counter. At this point the manager was calling the cops and my buddies where warning me go get the fuck out.... so i took off running(i wrode with my friend and he was taking a shit) ... it was 98 degrees that day and i fucking hate heat. I stopped about 400 yards down the road and took off my shirt and threw it .. then i heard the damn sirens.
I ditched into the woods and took off up a hill that went through our town towards our Mall. My plan was to get into the mall and look "normal"... at the time i didnt think about the fact i had just threw my shirt away and i was runing through the wood with just shorts and flip flops on.... not to mention its kind of hard to look normal when your 270lbs with 21 inch arms.... in nothing but shorts and flops
At this point i ditched the mall idea and ran across our local recreation center where they where having a baseball game... my dumb ass ran straight through the damn game... the fans started cheering because i assume they thought i was one of those streakers that hadnt totally stripped yet.
(take in mind that i was only 24 years old and i never touched a drop of alcohol until i was 30 years old)
Finally after practically dying from heat exhaustion i stopped running and said fuck it and just sit down on a curb in the parking lot of a pantry.
It wasnt 5 minutes and here come the fucking swat team
. Sirens every fucking where.
I just stood up and turned around and put my hands behind my head... (been there and done that) as to avoid getting maced (before tasers thank god).
I was cuffed and stuffed until i found my dad and he came and got me out.
(This was all detailed in my arrest report and our local paper, in which i was VERY embarrassed about because i live in bum fucked Egypt and everyone knows every one here)
Now..... thats just ONE story of my Parabolan adventures. I have about 5 more... all of them involve fist fights and destruction.... and being sued.
So... honestly im glad they do not make it anymore because i wouldnt be able to NOT take it.... that being said, i would be in prison fast because 2009 is alot different then 1994 or so. Someone would just shoot my ass now.
Oh.. you mentioned the strength you gain with Parabolan. The strongest i have ever been was from taking Anadrol and Parabolan along with sustanon.
I weighed around 270lb (lean) or so and benched 405 x 20 or so reps and 1 rep maxed 585lbs. For some reason i have always been better at reps then max weight.
JT can vouch for the fact i used to curl the 110lb dumbbells for reps... i posted pics of it on here and the Gade back in the day.... all thanks to Parabolan.
Ohhhhhh those where the days...
So until someone produces real Parabolan i will just stick to Tren. Although, if someone DOES start production of the old Parabolan i will pawn my fucking car if i have to but i will buy enough to last my until im 70 or sentenced to life... whichever comes first
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