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Funny gym story.

juggy38

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So yesterday I went to to gym, I was supposed to day off, but with finalizing my resignation of my job, female issues, and mom was intubated last Monday (she’s doing very well now!)

I wanted to crush myself. I was emotionally a wreck and anxious.

anyways, I started deadlifts, as that is the best way to crush a soul. Now, 48 hours prior, was a moderately hard leg day, high bar squats, RDLs, so yes, very poor fatigue management, but sometimes we just need to enjoy life and say fuck it.

Sooo. My gym is a “fitness gym” with a CrossFit jungle gym in the middle. There was an Asian guy, seemed like a power lifter. He was doing paused squat singles with 295lbs, pretty impressive for his size. I was directly across from him. I started with 6 reps, and slowly added weight and went to tripples. 315, 345, 375. When I got to 405, I was just angry at life. Said fuck it. AMRAP time.

so I tried to meet god, I think I got 8...in a dazed breathless confusion I stood up and turned around.

the Asian guy was right behind me, smiling and so fucking excited, offering knuckles, it was like it was Christmas. It reminded me of the old PL crew days where on max effoet days everyone would lose their shit in excitement for a guy hammering the throttle. It made my day.

crazy Asians lol. That doesn’t happen a lot anymore. Everyone fucking with their phones, selfies, videos for the instagram, loss of human connection.

just wanted to post a happy gym story. Y’all got any good ones? Most of the time I go to the gym and I question my faith in humanity lol
 

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That’s honestly awesome, man, you’re right - that’s rare these days.

dear me with 405 for 8 reps, you savage lol. Anything over 4 plates squat is a single for me, I ain’t trying to see Jesus just yet.

I think we all have really good gym stories tucked away, my most recent one is just a silly anecdote. There was a super skippy kid lifting at a planet fitness here is the valley in Texas (I’m visiting the in laws, gym selection is limited) and I guess he’s trying to bulk because little bro is guzzling honey from a squeeze bottle in between sets. Effective, maybe? But poor dude was leaving sticky ass finger prints over everything 😂
 

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Years ago in college I was working out and some guy asked me to spot him on bench, he had 315 on the bar. I helped him unrack the bar and he lowered it fairly controlled, exploded up about 2 inches and stalled, I helped him get the rep up and he squeals out, "I'm shooting for 10 reps". Now keep in mind I figured he had been trying a max of which he grossly over estimated, I figure this wan an easy 50+ pounds over his one rep max. So my reply was "Hell no" and I pulled the bar back into the rack. I had no intention, nor did I think I had the endurance or strength to do 9 more upright rows with 315.......
 

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That’s honestly awesome, man, you’re right - that’s rare these days.

dear me with 405 for 8 reps, you savage lol. Anything over 4 plates squat is a single for me, I ain’t trying to see Jesus just yet.

I think we all have really good gym stories tucked away, my most recent one is just a silly anecdote. There was a super skippy kid lifting at a planet fitness here is the valley in Texas (I’m visiting the in laws, gym selection is limited) and I guess he’s trying to bulk because little bro is guzzling honey from a squeeze bottle in between sets. Effective, maybe? But poor dude was leaving sticky ass finger prints over everything 😂

Kid was trying to increase his strength by identifying as a bear.
 

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Years ago in college I was working out and some guy asked me to spot him on bench, he had 315 on the bar. I helped him unrack the bar and he lowered it fairly controlled, exploded up about 2 inches and stalled, I helped him get the rep up and he squeals out, "I'm shooting for 10 reps". Now keep in mind I figured he had been trying a max of which he grossly over estimated, I figure this wan an easy 50+ pounds over his one rep max. So my reply was "Hell no" and I pulled the bar back into the rack. I had no intention, nor did I think I had the endurance or strength to do 9 more upright rows with 315.......
Do you remember what he did afterward? Did he find someone else to do it for him?
 

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Seems like a cool guy

Whenever I train, it's me and this half chick half dude who's probably on halotestin mad dogging me between sets

Sometimes the guy who nods everytime you look at him is there too for added comedy
 

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Sorry to hear about your mom brother!:(

Are you changing jobs to a different place to murse?
 

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Sorry to hear about your mom brother!:(

Are you changing jobs to a different place to murse?

its ok, just part of the deal with CHF, in and out of the hospital every 3-4 months.

I finally got a boujee desk job...they want me to do restraint/verbal deescalation education for the medical floors. Basically teaching staff how to deal with crazy people.

I take it for granted, but I guess some don’t know how to take care of patients angrily talking to themselves and walking around naked. I guess that is a little intimidating to normal floor nurses lol
 

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its ok, just part of the deal with CHF, in and out of the hospital every 3-4 months.

I finally got a boujee desk job...they want me to do restraint/verbal deescalation education for the medical floors. Basically teaching staff how to deal with crazy people.

I take it for granted, but I guess some don’t know how to take care of patients angrily talking to themselves and walking around naked. I guess that is a little intimidating to normal floor nurses lol

Dude, the worst is when you finally get them to wear something and then some admin is complaining they don't have a face mask on 😡

Last week had an admittance person turning blue trying to make me put a mask on a trach patient coming in
 

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Dude, the worst is when you finally get them to wear something and then some admin is complaining they don't have a face mask on

Last week had an admittance person turning blue trying to make me put a mask on a trach patient coming in
Would be funny to see a patient wearing no clothes but wearing a mask.
 

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Would be funny to see a patient wearing no clothes but wearing a mask.

Honestly, there were strippers down in Florida and other states doing this all through the pandemic, which is bizarre to me. If I can't see their faces, it isn't sexy to me, for whatever reason.

But then I've seen pictures of girls wearing masks in the ass and tit threads lately, which again, is not a sexy look to me at all.

I don't know whether it is just dehumanizing, but it really puts me off for whatever reason.

And the same thing with the Asian mask porn, as mentioned above. Can't get into it at all.
 

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Honestly, there were strippers down in Florida and other states doing this all through the pandemic, which is bizarre to me. If I can't see their faces, it isn't sexy to me, for whatever reason.

But then I've seen pictures of girls wearing masks in the ass and tit threads lately, which again, is not a sexy look to me at all.

I don't know whether it is just dehumanizing, but it really puts me off for whatever reason.

And the same thing with the Asian mask porn, as mentioned above. Can't get into it at all.
I agree 100%!!!
 

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Honestly, there were strippers down in Florida and other states doing this all through the pandemic, which is bizarre to me. If I can't see their faces, it isn't sexy to me, for whatever reason.

But then I've seen pictures of girls wearing masks in the ass and tit threads lately, which again, is not a sexy look to me at all.

I don't know whether it is just dehumanizing, but it really puts me off for whatever reason.

And the same thing with the Asian mask porn, as mentioned above. Can't get into it at all.

Have you seen woman without makeup on?

they might as well be wearing surgical mask
 

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Sometimes the guy who nods everytime you look at him
My BIL and I used to be there when the gym opened at 6 am. There were the same faithful half a dozen or more of us, but there was this one new dude one day who kept staring at is. I thought he was wanting to start some $H!+ or something until I saw him bump into a machine. The guy was legally blind :eek:
 

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I get asked some really personal questions about my tattoos in my decade + of sauna use at various gyms by complete total strangers. My best response to what does the _ _ _ Stand for? Finally I started saying "I earned it in prison" and you should see the look on people's face when I look them dead in the eye and tell them that. The funny thing is It's a joke I have never been to prison I just kinda look like it. Lmfao. Ill take the fist-bumping asian dude on the squat rack over the creepy spread eagle Asian dude in the sauna spraying eucalyptus, exfoliating and asking me about my tattoos 90% naked lol. Respect to all gods people but some individuals are bizarre in their timing
 

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