funny $h!t

[balla06]

i figured with all this reading someone may come across and need a decent laugh....so im not to sure if im allowed to post but if nto then sorry but if u know some blondes this shit will give u a good laugh and prob the same thought i had...."i know some blondes like this" haha

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.

When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"





shit is sooooo true....prob somethin my freakin gf would do(not really but yea)

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

LMFAO!!!!!

 

[K1]

Good one

 

[lookatpicture]

That's worth sending to my friends

 

[CSWOLE]

I dont freakin believe it

I just sent this joke to a blonde i know who is just like this. And I kid u not, she read it 3 times and said "I dont get it"

 

[balla06]

I just sent this joke to a blonde i know who is just like this. And I kid u not, she read it 3 times and said "I dont get it"

hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahhaaha damn bro thats jus mad insane haha got to love that shit tho!!...infact ima show my gf right now an dsee what she says...I HOPE SHE GETS IT!WHEW! she laughed and got it haha

 

[pinkmouse420]

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Now that is some funny shit!! lol!

 

[bio labs]

i figured with all this reading someone may come across and need a decent laugh....so im not to sure if im allowed to post but if nto then sorry but if u know some blondes this shit will give u a good laugh and prob the same thought i had...."i know some blondes like this" haha

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.

When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"





shit is sooooo true....prob somethin my freakin gf would do(not really but yea)

bahahahhhhh that made my night.