Funny yet Scary...this can't be true

[CSWOLE]

I was reading this little monthly news letter called the World Steroid Review, and there is an article called THE DRUG LIFE-BEING A PROFESSIONAL BODYBUILDER. It talks about how big of a jump it is goin from amature to getting your pro card bla bla bla. The most shocking thing in this article was at the end when it gave example of pro cycles. Check out these examples

Coleman's Purported Cycle- K.I.S.S

1 sustanon/hr + 1 deca
10 dbol tabs/ every 3 hours
10 iu GH/ every 3 hours
20 iu Insulin/ every 3 hours(w/meal)
100mcg IGF/ 3 times a day

doesn't say how long this cycle was for.....but at 10 dbols every 3 hrs....I can't imagine anyone living to see week 2.....makes my liver hurt just thinking about it.


Gonzo Boy Cycle

Weeks: 1-8 250mg sustanon (eod)+ 800 mg EQ + 100mg Trenbolone Ac(eod)
Weeks: 9-21 1000mg test cypionate (ew)
Weeks: 9-16 1000 mg EQ (ew)
Weeks: 12-24 SuperClen 200mcg/ ephedrine 60mg/ keto 3mg (ed)
Weeks: 16-24 100mg trenbolone Ac (ed) +50-60mg anavar (ed)
Weeks: 22-24 50mg test propionate/ 50 mg test suspension (ed)

Additionally:
Weeks: 1-12 15 iu GH (ed)
Weeks: 9-10 HCG 5000iu
Weeks 13-24: 20 iu GH (ed)
Weeks: 16-17: HCG 5000iu , Weeks 1-24 50 aromasin (ed) + 1mg Arimidex

sounds like fun, anyone got 10G'S some spare kidneys, and an extra liver, let me know....so i can try this cycle...hahaha


But seriously, does anyone ever take this amount of gear and live to talk about it? Looks like an awful lot..

 

[Wolfpack]

How could someone take 1 sustanon every hour? Is that what that's supposed to mean, 1 sustanon/hr? I have a hard time believing either one of the those cycles.

 

[MAINEVENT]

??????????

I could see someone doing the second cycle, but definitely not the first.

 

[phreak]

that's good stuff

 

[Jwillbc55]

even if nobody has done those before you know someone is going to read this article and try it.

 

[C_Horse]

sust an hour

all you have to do is read that to know its bogus

 

[CSWOLE]

sust an hour

thats exactly what I was thinking, no one ever does sust on an hourly basis....it makes no sense. So the first cycle is bogus, I agree...but the second cycle is what I'm curious about. Obviously I'm no pro so I dont kno how much they take. I'm sure its more then my lil 500 mg of sust for 10 weeks though. I hope no one goes out thinking they will beat Ronnie this year by doing the second cycle. Its not going to happen.

 

[Shelby]

The first one is obviously a farce, but I would venture to say that the second one is less than quite a few top national heavyweights use, or at least pretty close. The GH dose is pretty high though, in volume and of course $$$.

 

[Lenny]

That is riduculous and mucho $$$$!