Good analogy, you are a cancer survivor you beat it! (no pun intended) Balls who needs’em? Get some Test!!!!!!!
Hahahh someone else at my bar asked why I took it and if I need it, I said I had testi cancer at 17, but I had zero chemo. The real pain was feeling like I got kicked in the nuts constant 24/7 and being embarrassed tp tell my mother my left ball was getting as big as baseball.
I distictly remember fucking this chick and she was giving me a BJ and an extremely ferocious handjob and I had to hold my head back and look away bc it hurt so bad I was crying. But after the surgery I felt no pain and went to jack in the box asap.
I threw up my hydrocodone a few days later bc it was too strong and it ripped open my wound. The wound was above my dick a few inches to the left, I guess they drilled thru my pelvic bone, so anyways I had this gaping hole bc they said "let it heal its just old blood"
I had to make my "Man-pons" and wad up TP and tape it over it and Id still bleed thru my jeans. Being the funny crazy kid I was I showed everyone my new "Mussy and Man-pon" It was a large gaping hole too.
They wouldnt give me TRT bc "the other would overcompensate" and I was in good shape so my T was still in mid range or so he says..
Years later I look up how the remove testicles when having testicular cancer and I never read in any medical journal posted about going thru the pelvic bone. I looked for 3 months after realizing I may have gotten a botched surgery.
Dont use Dr. Wayne Hey in Fort Worth, he still practices, but his son has the same name... I would avoid both. He was an asshole and wouldnt show me my test levels or if I could have kids, just told me I could. Ive fucked so much and hate condoms so Im afraid I wont be able to have any, but 2021 Im htting the hcg/hmg/clomid protocol and trying damn it. I dont care if I go back to my old 180 lbs, I want a little girl.
Anyways, Im no survivor like those that have to undergo chemotherapy. I only suffered from the most extreme nut pain ever on this earth. The real surviviors are the children going in for radiation and other treatments and are bald and fighting for their lives, I merely got a "germ cell cancer from carcinogens" which I looked up after and doesnt seem to be quite precise either. St. Judes is this month for my job so I try to raise as much as I can, and at the end (November 3rd it ends I think) I will forgo my medical bills for anice donation. The ER helped me but they can wait another month.
Im almost certain I was given an old school style of removal that is nowhere to be found on any medical literature or cancer forum Ive seen.
But my pain tolerance after the months of the worst kicked in the junk feeling ever made many painful things not bother me as muvh.
It was getting racked times 1000 and my left nut was a baseball. Im lucky it didnt spread.
The Mussy and Man-pon were in 2003 before iphones so I regret not having pictures of it bc I loved that part. Ruined a lot of pants with blood, but it was hilarious.
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