Gym Fiasco...

[thedonker]

Damn, she could have caused you a serious injury. I would have knocked the bitch out. lol

LMAO

 

[fsm]

Peckerwood, you are a wise man. I love "we don't let people rent space in our head" and wrestling with pigs.

 

[BrooklynBB]

Damn, she could have caused you a serious injury. I would have knocked the bitch out. lol

Headline news: "Roid Rage causes serious injury to Female gym member."

I don't think she quite understood that part. The only other time I have had a weight knocked out of my hand was a gym on the Gulf Coast of Florida that was near empty and the Manager came walking by and hit a barbell with 315 and no collar while I was in mid rep. It was a large Gold's gym in Destin Florida with 6 people in it, and he chooses to walk right into my barbell. It twisted and I dumped one side then the other.

This sounds like he was admiring you so much he didn't realize he was ON TOP of you. Crazy situations brother!

What's most interesting here is that when stuff like this happens, no matter who was right or wrong, the bigger "Bodybuilding" looking person will always be at first no matter what, because of perceived aggressiveness and the way we lift and look when exercising.

But in all honesty, I think that the woman in the first case was actually interested in you, which is even a more sicker assumption... especially when she said that you should say sorry. I think she wanted you to apologize by making "nice" with her. :O

 

[Pekkerwood]

BrooklynnBB:

You are going to make me lose my lunch thinking about that. Her rear looks like a sack of batteries stuffed in tights. Her look accentuates her cellulite and showcases her "muffin top" shape while diminishing neither.

 

[lynx]

BrooklynnBB:

You are going to make me lose my lunch thinking about that. Her rear looks like a sack of batteries stuffed in tights. Her look accentuates her cellulite and showcases her "muffin top" shape while diminishing neither.

LMAO!! You're descriptions are priceless!!

 

[joeshow5]

BrooklynnBB:

You are going to make me lose my lunch thinking about that. Her rear looks like a sack of batteries stuffed in tights. Her look accentuates her cellulite and showcases her "muffin top" shape while diminishing neither.

LMAO

Thats awesome!

 

[sbv]

Wow, I think the worst thing that happens at my gym is when fuckers stay on the machine while resting between their sets

God damn retards... I knew not to do that before ever stepping into a gym. What the hell are they thinking? You can be standing next to them, clearly waiting for the machine, they,ll stay on it anyway. Funniest part is that half of the time, when you ask to work in, they just say "ok", walk away and dont come back. They were gonna do another set but changed their mind because you want to work in????

always happens on the same machines... the lat pulldown and the seated row are in high demand

if youre doing < 30 sec rest time I understand, but those guys will rest 1-2 mins and stay on even if somebodys waiting.

 

[Hiramabiff]

BrooklynnBB:

You are going to make me lose my lunch thinking about that. Her rear looks like a sack of batteries stuffed in tights. Her look accentuates her cellulite and showcases her "muffin top" shape while diminishing neither.

That is quote worthy!!! Coming with the classics!

 

[TestPolska]

PW, I feel ya on this one. I always teach the noobs in my gym about the unwritten laws of lifting. When someone is lifting and you are walking around with your dick in your hand, the lifter has full right of way. So in other words, watch where you are going and what everyne else is doing.

Now I have never really dropped a set of D/bells before but one day I was training and getting ready for a show. I was doing some incline flys with the 80's and this douche bag walks into my right arm. I immediately dropped the dumbells with the right one nearly crushing this guys foot. He then proceeds to try and give me a "HEY MAN WHAT THE FUCK". Well before he could finish his sentence I was up off the bench and in his face. I told him that he really needs to leave before he gets hurt, not my exact words so he then trys to argue the point and does the "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU" thing. My reply was.... I am the owner so you can take your stupid ass and your attitude out of here before you leave through the nearest window. I could not believe the stupidity of this guy. I could have dislocated my shoulder from this idiot, but he failed to see what he had done wrong.

So I teach peeps that the floor is like driving in traffic, those that are watching have no right of way to those that are lifting......plain and simple!!

Yep I've seen this quite often with db flies espically. People just try to sneak by and hit the dumbell if you really think about it, very dangerous if the person is using any sort of significant weight. Really might do some shoulder damage.