HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

MR.BICEPS · Oct 2, 2004

My mother inlaw picked up the green make up for me today. I'm going to be the HULK so dont make me ANGRY..

squatter · Oct 2, 2004

alright, check this boys and girls. squat ass and I are gonna win the couple costume contest at the casino. last year there was over 200 competitors, and 50 couples. Squat Ass is gonna wear her sexiest white lingerie with white angel wings. I'm talking the sluttiest, hottest little 5'2" chick with TIGHT abs you ever saw. I'm gonna wear a black leather gimp mask, shirtless with orange pants I stole from the jail. And my biggest pair of black boots which boost my 6'5" frame another 3". I'm gonna hit the clen for 2 weeks prior and lean down to 290 just for shits and giggles. I'm gonna wear my pit bulls slike collar and she's gonna drag me around on a chain. angel/demon kinda theme.

any suggestions? there's 1000.00 bucks for first place so we want to win.

squatter

Vander_V · Oct 2, 2004

squatter said:
alright, check this boys and girls. squat ass and I are gonna win the couple costume contest at the casino. last year there was over 200 competitors, and 50 couples. Squat Ass is gonna wear her sexiest white lingerie with white angel wings. I'm talking the sluttiest, hottest little 5'2" chick with TIGHT abs you ever saw. I'm gonna wear a black leather gimp mask, shirtless with orange pants I stole from the jail. And my biggest pair of black boots which boost my 6'5" frame another 3". I'm gonna hit the clen for 2 weeks prior and lean down to 290 just for shits and giggles. I'm gonna wear my pit bulls slike collar and she's gonna drag me around on a chain. angel/demon kinda theme.

any suggestions? there's 1000.00 bucks for first place so we want to win.

squatter

thats gonna work great cause shes so small and your fn huge her pulling yo ass around is gonna be quite a sight lol

Good Shape · Oct 2, 2004

A buddy of mine one year dressed in all white. White sweats and white shirt. He made one of those hats like the shriners wear with the tassle and a painted it white. He took the tassle out and tied in a long piece of rope. Through out the night he had a bottle of ketchup with him and as the night went on he put more and more ketchup on starting at his feet. It took about an hour before someone figured out he was a TAMPON!!!