happy bday. I know how ya feel about the old man jokes.
the other day, me , my brother(25) and his friend(24) were on an elevator leaving the gym and his friend asked me when do i turn 30, and i said march 9th, and he was like "damn, think your ticker can hold out that long?" and the girl on there (tiny lil asian girl) started giggling, then he whispers something and I asked him what he said, and he goes, really loud I might add... 'AH THE HEARING IS THE FIRST TO GO HUH?" that girl started laughing her ass off then. bastards not my fault they're still young enough to be breast fed by their mommies hehe