Have you ever seen this picture?

[mrsoul]

AT NIGHT THE BOOGEY MAN CHECKS HIS CLOSET FOR CHUCK NORRIS.

 

[Macdaddy]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[Macdaddy]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

[mrsoul]

chuck norris has 2 speeds, walk and kill.

 

[K1]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

These are f'in funny!!!!

 

[BALDNAZI]

LOL

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep.....he waits

Chuck Norris keeps a night light on.Not because Chuck Norris is scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Chuck Norris

 

[CSWOLE]

might as well join the bandwagon

Osama bin Laden heard that Chuck Norris was looking for him ....and committed suicide by ordering one of his followers to fly an airplane into his turban.

 

[The Wolf]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[Big_K]

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep.....he waits

Chuck Norris keeps a night light on.Not because Chuck Norris is scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Chuck Norris

lol, those cracked me up!

There are only two people who arn't afraid of Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris and his friend whoop-ass.


Chuck Norris doesn't go to work for money, he gets 5% commision from the Grim Reaper.

 

[BigC]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

 

[Dog-Slime]

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer


The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

 

[Macdaddy]

Chuck Norris CAN beleive its not butter!!

Chuck Norris doesn't do SHIT for a Klondike bar!!