Hilariously bad jokes!

[TheOneAlone]

Why did the horse cross the road from the stable to the cattle farm?
To trade his equigan for finaplex

 

[USMuscle9403]

Everyone at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined due to covid

Imagine all the people

 

[Gunsmith]

What are two things that never get old??

dark humor and unvaccinated children

 

[Gunsmith]

What do you call a guy in the water with no arms and no legs??
”bob”

what do you call his twin brother on a door step??
”Mat”

 

[onedieselboy]

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

Nothing

 

[tkav1980]

Doctor: dont worry, all your suffering will be over soon.
Man: I'm...im dying?!?
Doctor: no, your wife is.

 

[norp]

Whats a Blonds favorite Nursery ryme?

Humpme - Dumpme

 

[USMuscle9403]

I still remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket,
it was,
“how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

 

[qbkilla]

Knock knock? Whose there?

A beautiful woman.

A beautiful woman who?

A beautiful woman formerly known as bruce jenner.

 

[Wavelength]

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a faggot?

The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

 

[Wavelength]

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.

 

[chemical engineer]

Why does a bride keep smiling on her wedding day?

NO MORE BLOW JOBS.

 

[lookslikesausage]

What did the blind man say as he walked into the fish market?

"HELLLO LADIES!"

 

[chemical engineer]

Did you here about the three blondes that walked into a building??????

You would think ONE of them would have saw it!!!!!!

Ill be appearing all weekend, tip your waiter’s and waitresses

 

[qbkilla]

How many do gooders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, as long as you sanitize the light bulb and stand 6 feet back so they can safely screw it in.

 

[USMuscle9403]

I had my doubts about orthopedic shoes and their efficiency, but I stand corrected