I AM A PROUD LESBIAN!

[JETHRO TULL]

OKAY....I AM SITTING IN CLASS THE OTHER NIGHT AND THIS FEMALE P.E. TEACHER WITH THE 80'S MULLET GETS UP AND MAKES THIS ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE CLASS` 'I AM A PROUND LESBIAN".....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. SHE GOT SOME POLITE COMMENTS IN RETURN FROM A COUPLE CLASS MEMBERS. STUFF LIKE, 'OH, IT'S NICE YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH YOURSELF" ..........SHE WENT ON TO MENTION HOW SOME GUY SHE TEACHES WITH HITS ON HER AND SHE CAN'T STAND IT. SHE WANTS TO TURN HIM IN FOR SEXUAL HARRASSMENT BUT SHE IS AFRAID 'THE ADMINISTRATION' WILL FIND OUT SHE'S A LEZBO. WELL, THIS WENT ON A WHILE AND I FINALLY SAID, "DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY DON'T KNOW?"........"YOU MIGHT BE UNECESSARILY WORRIED FOR NO REAL REASON..."

SHE RATHER INDIGNANTLY SAID...."WELL HOW WOULD THEY KNOW, HUN?" THE 'HUN' CAME OUT SORTA NASTY, LIKE A PUTDOWN. SO, I LAUGHED AND SAID, "WELL, I FIGURED YOU WERE A LESBIAN THE FIRST DAY I SAW YOU." SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL. SHE THEN SAID, "OH, IT'S THAT OBVIOUS?" ....LIKE I WAS CRAZY AND WHO COULD POSSIBLY KNOW! FOR SHIT SAKES.....I JUST SHOOK MY HEAD AND SMILED. IT WAS LIKE SHE WANTED TO TAKE ME OUTSIDE AND THROW DOWN! HAHAHAHA......TALK ABOUT NOT LIVING IN REALITY.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU PEOPLE, BUT WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE GO AROUND ANNOUNCING THEIR SEXUALITY? I FOR INSTANCE, DO NOT GET UP IN ANY OF MY CLASSES AND BOLDY PROCLAIM....."I JETHRO AM A HETEROSEXUAL, PLUS I AM DAMB PROUD OF IT!" "I AM GOING OUT TONIGHT AND FEED THIS PENIS TO SOME BITCH TONIGHT!"

I HAVE RANTED!

 

[knucklehed]

LOL

I work in a corp environment and there are many proud lesbos. They hang amoungst eachother and have this kind of smug-Self-righteous attitude.
I find it hilarious. Most of them come off like they hate men and are some-how better then the hetero-women.

My wife works the same Corp and department. The lesbos despise her. She has a great deal of influence and respect.They hate her because she pulls it off without acting and looking like a dumpy pissed-off dike. She is a beautiful bodybuilder/figure competitor. She dresses in clothes that reveal figure tastefully.

I believe that while most of these women could not be attractive no-matter-what, they did; they think that women who are attractive and sexy are not and should not be taken seriously. The fact that my wife is a leader and beautiful and has a husband like myslef, is a real slap-in-the-face for them.
i love it!!!
KH

 

[Maverick]

I would have told her I knew she was as a lesbo when I saw her 80's trailer park mullet haircut. What heterosexual woman has a mullet????





Maverick

 

[Sandblaster]

Jethro,

I am in education at the university level. If you wanted to be a prick, here's what you could do. Go to her Dept. Chair and say that she is creating a hostile learning environment, in that, given her declaration of her sexuality unprompted, and the subsequent conversation with you in front of everyone, you are not sure she will be fair with you. Tell him about the condescending tone. Furthermore, tell the Dept. Chair that the declaration of one's sexuality, whatever it may be, is improper given the nature of the purported 'sexless' educational system. Last time I looked, someone's sexuality is not a part of the learning process and she is clearly trying to make a political statement, which is not her job. It makes you uncomfortable in class, not because of her sexuality, but because you don't trust that you will be learning what you are supposed to be, instead of hearing her political views.

SB

 

[C_Horse]

Proud Lesbian

Next time try this one

"Oh you're a lesbian? I took you for a hermaphrodite."

 

[BigBoyJ]

Oh boy, I love this kind of stuff. I told a lesbian I used to work with that I saw homosexuality as a sexual/mental disorder in the same class as necrophilia, beastiality, pedophilia, etc. I told her that it used to be classified as a sexual disorder until overwhelming pressure from gay rights activists and a lack of spine from NORMAL people are what allowed it to be removed from the sexual disorders list. I also told her that the term "homophobia" is just a stupid, cheap trick used to attempt to make straight people feel ignorant for their disapproval of homosexuality. It's strange, but when you argue with a faggot using logic and facts in a calm tone, they can't really seem to fight back at all. It's almost like it makes them think twice about their lifestyle .

 

[JETHRO TULL]

hahahaa......yeah, no kidding!

Next time try this one

"Oh you're a lesbian? I took you for a hermaphrodite."

Funny shit, Horse!

Knucklehead....yeah, I get that feeling from her...sorta superior acting twat. She talks down a little to the other smaller females in class who are feminine. Or she flirts. Makes me want to barf. It's like SHE feels we are in competition with each other for who can pull the most tail! hahahaha......

Sandblaster: That would work if the situation were different. She's a member of my masters program. Incidently, I am the only male in the group of 23 students. It's funny because the class is arranged behind big tables and there has been a mass exodus to my side of the room! hahahaha......I think if I wanted to really be a prick I could let her take me outside for fisticuffs! (which is what she seems to want) Oh, yeah and I am smarter than she is......which pisses her off too. I have got the second highest A on the last two exams. The last time we all got our tests back she indicated that I probably did well because our instructor was male. I just can't win!

Maverick: yep, militant mullet........hahaha....she almost spits out her words when she speaks.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

OH, YEAH...I FORGOT TO INCLUDE THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF INFO...

I PRESENTED A CHAPTER OUT OF THE BOOK IN OUR CLASS EARLIER THIS SEMESTER. I (LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CAMPER) BROUGHT GOODIES FOR EVERYONE WHICH I BOUGHT AT THE SUPERMARKET. I BROUGHT A BUNCH OF DOUGHNUTS AND THOSE HUGE ASSED MUFFINS...JUNK. THEY WERE ALL GIVING ME A BUNCH OF SHIT ABOUT IT. ASKING STUFF LIKE...."YOU EAT THIS KIND OF FOOD?" "MUST BE NICE"....THOSE COMMENTS WERE THE NORM. ONLY MIZZ LEZBO MADE THE COMMENT...."IF I EAT THESE WILL I HAVE PECS LIKE YOURS?"

THIS WAS BEFORE SHE 'CAME OUT' TO THE CLASS! YEAH, IT WAS A REAL SURPRISE TO FIND OUT SHE WAS A LESBIAN!

 

[FRKNHUGE]

well im sorry guys
but im a proud lesbian myself
i munch as much carpet as i can, i drive a truk, i wear the pants in my relationships
im sorry but i felt compelled to come out to my fellow bros
frk

 

[Conan21]

LOL

Funny Story

I'm a homophobe big time. I hate when I see it on TV. They even have blind date and stuff for gays. I always watch the Real World and I get all weirded out when they start talking about gayness and seeing the dudes kiss each other.

I don't know what to think about lesbians though. Like i think Hot lesbians are cool but Dikes (Butches) are disgusting as hell. if that makes any sense

lol

 

[Armageddon]

I had a professor that is a lesbian. She's never come out and said it but you just know. She's never really been a thorn in my side but I had to drop the class. Just as well I couldn't stand hearing about her gay brother. She had somemany stories about this dude it was crazy. It all stemed from his tragic homosexual life style and how he was persecuted and blah, blah, blah. She told us how he died from aids or hepatitis or something and how he went out in a bang. He got a bunch of loans and credit cards and what not and just went around charging things and getting stuff and party'in on his way out. He'd take friends on lavish trips and what not. Pretty much a bunch of BS.
There have been some really funny coments that have made me laugh real hard. I don't understand when people say that there homophobes. I really don't condone there lifestyle but I don't think I'd condem them either. I'm good as long as they don't touch me, they can say what they want just don't touch me. i'm around alot of gays though as my town has one of, if not the largest homosexual populations in my state. Plus the school I'm at has alot of les-bi-friends running around. Shot of putting a fence around Utah and putting all the fags behind it, I don't think there is going to be a way to control them. That's one of the funniest things that I think George Carlin ever said

 

[Sandblaster]

I see Jethro, I assumed she was teaching the class....

SB

 

[C_Horse]

Perfect sense

Funny Story

I don't know what to think about lesbians though. Like i think Hot lesbians are cool but Dikes (Butches) are disgusting as hell. if that makes any sense

lol

Makes sense to me bro.

 

[Mr Pickels]

i work within the gay communities once a week so i'm not gay bashing or anything like that so....

if you claim that gays are no different than straights than why are there gay pride parades??? why have all the hooplah about it, if we were all the same there would be no parades and flags and people dressing like elton john

they do stick out, and its their own doing.... so to that, i quote the great one "STOP WHINING!!!!"

and now back our program......

 

[Big Angus]

Lesbos

I can't blame women for being lesbos. If I were a woman, I would walk a round with a puss stuck to my face 24/7. Pussy is tjhe best. I can't blame the fucking carpet munchers. Just let me get my licks in too bitches.

Angus

 

[paperbolix]

What the PE Teacher look like?

 

[JETHRO TULL]

WELL SHE IS NOT PLAYBOY MATERIAL!

What the PE Teacher look like?

SHE IS ABOUT 5'8, BLOND HAIR, SHORT ON THE SIDES AND THE TOP, LONGER IN BACK. HER FACE IS SOMEWHAT RAT-LIKE IN APPEARANCE....SORTA NARROW AND UNSMILING. SHE IS A MILITANT. I HAVE CLASS WITH THIS BULL-DYKE ON MONDAY NIGHTS. LAST NIGHT THIS OTHER CLASS MATE GOT UP AND TALKED ABOUT HOW HER GRANDMOTHER IS DYING OF CANCER. SHE FEELS BAD THAT HER GRANDMA WANTED TO SEE HER MARRIED.....AND BEFORE SHE PASSED ON. THE GIRL WAS CRYING AND OBVIOUSLY QUIET EMOTIONAL ABOUT THE SITUATION. AT THIS POINT 'MISS LESBO AND PROUD OF IT' SAYS....SHE PROBABLY THINKS YOU'RE GAY. THE CLASS WAS DEAD SILENT. WHAT A DUMB BITCH. THIS GAL IS THE TYPE NO MAN WANTS....THAT'S MY OPINION.

YOU GUYS THAT LIKE THAT CRAP ARE NO DOUBT THINKING....WOW TWO NAKED CHICS IS BETTER THAN ONE! LOOK NOW THEY WANT ME!! WELL IT'S BEEN MY EXPRIENCE THAT WHAT NORMALLY HAPPENS IS.......ONE BIGGER MANLY CHIC AND ONE MOUSY, HOMELY LITTLE FEMALE. NOT GLAMOROUS AND JUST A TWISTED VERSION OF THE NORMAL MALE FEMALE RELATIONSHIP. I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THIS CLASS LEZBO WOULDN'T WANT ANY COMPETITION FROM A MAN IN THE BEDROOM. SHE WOULD RUIN IT.

 

[paperbolix]

figures; like most men I find lesbianism very erotic, it's my favorite kind of porn, but in real life they're never these pretty curvy chiks, they're always nasty, I remember that Anne Haish chic was with Ellen Degeneris, Degeneris is a typical lesbian but Anne Haish was hot, but Haish wasn't really a lesbian she was just an idiot who did whatever people tell her, Degeneris told her she was a lesbian so she thought she was one..

 

[BigBoyJ]

What amazes me is how many women (even totally straight ones) will adopt lesbian personas on command when there are enough horny men cheering them on. When a little alcohol comes into play and a woman has a group of guys telling her to suck on some girls twat, most women will cheerfully do it. It makes me fucking sick. To me a faggot is a faggot, man or woman. If I were to ever try a threesome I'd puke on both the whores as soon as they touched each other.

In case anyone wonders, my position is anti-gay.

 

[paperbolix]

True women are naturally more tactile then men, they normally greet each other with hugs and and they will often say things like "oh she's so pretty!" and I'm always thinking 'How do you kow she's so pretty, what are you frekin lez?' I think it's natural though because in nature the female has to attract the male, the male comes to her, after butting heads with the other rams, or she is a flower and the male is a bee-so women often fall in love with themselves.