damn that is sick....it amazes the things people do, it really does. Im a paramedic, and I see some pretty weird things. Not meaning to hijack this post, but about a year ago I responded to a call for a 'man down' at a local adult video store. Well, wouldnt you know it, we found the guy in a viewing booth with some pretty awesome lesbian porn rolling. Cops are there and they are cracking up. My partner, who was a 23 yrs old and female, was absolutely no help either, she was too busy laughing. Ok, this guy is totally unresponsive and lying on his back. Now, I dont know a thing about cock rings or how one is supposed to wear one, but this guy is wearing one around the base of his shaft and his cock is so hard and swollen its turning purple. He is also covered head to toe (i swear) in some sort of 'ass lube', as that is what the container described it as, AND he has a quite large 'butt plug' in his ass. A bag of rocks and a pipe are nearby. So, yes, the guy was all high and jacked up, watching lesbian porn, spanking it, and totally passes out. I had to intubate the guy but no cpr was needed. The nurses and docs at the ER also cracked up and I still dont know who removed the cock ring, but I sure as hell didnt. You shouldve seen it...man his cock looked like a baby's arm with an apple on the end of it....hes lucky he didnt lose it due to loss of circulation. Anyway....thought you guys might get a little laugh out of that, and trust me, I could go on and on....