I think i have hemroids...

[Rob415]

I shit a bunch of blood last night. Im only on 300 mg test at the moment, and am taking no orals. I think its hemroids but of course liver health is still on my mind. What do you guys think?

In terms of lifestyle my main problem is i do party a lot on the weekends. Im going to get a blood test this weekend...

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[sebaco2011]

I shit a bunch of blood last night. Im only on 300 mg test at the moment, and am taking no orals. I think its hemroids but of course liver health is still on my mind. What do you guys think?

In terms of lifestyle my main problem is i do party a lot on the weekends. Im going to get a blood test this weekend...
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:naughty:

 

[thebigguy84]

Have you had any foreign objects in your ass lately?

 

[Rob415]

Have you had any foreign objects in your ass lately?

Lmao i knew this was coming.

No foreign objects (cocks, small animals, fruits or veggies, ipods, cell phones, lamps, tv controllers, etc...) have come close to my angus

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[Rory33]

Lmao i knew this was coming.

No foreign objects (cocks, small animals, fruits or veggies, ipods, cell phones, lamps, tv controllers, etc...) have come close to my angus

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but you brought it up anyway

also good rule of thumb if the blood is bright, your probably right being a hemroid. If its dark, go see a doc asap!

but if it is its probably internal which your basically fucked (no pun intended) and need to see a doctor. If its external you could just sterilize the area, slice the shit open with a sterile blade (use spray lidocaine first) and clean it and pack it. You'll be fine.

 

[Pharm_Fed]

If the blood was bright red you're ok. It's when it's dark red you have to start worrying. Could be an anal fissure also. Just go see a dr and have it checked out.

Dang, Rory beat me to the color advice. It's true though.

 

[red5150]

but you brought it up anyway

also good rule of thumb if the blood is bright, your probably right being a hemroid. If its dark, go see a doc asap!

but if it is its probably internal which your basically fucked (no pun intended) and need to see a doctor. If its external you could just sterilize the area, slice the shit open with a sterile blade (use spray lidocaine first) and clean it and pack it. You'll be fine.

thought i was the only nut job to do this, but i prefer using an 18 gauge needle. rather tricky guiding it yourself, and i would rather have a needle than a blade near my balls

 

[Rob415]

but you brought it up anyway

also good rule of thumb if the blood is bright, your probably right being a hemroid. If its dark, go see a doc asap!

but if it is its probably internal which your basically fucked (no pun intended) and need to see a doctor. If its external you could just sterilize the area, slice the shit open with a sterile blade (use spray lidocaine first) and clean it and pack it. You'll be fine.

Next time i shit if its bleeding again ill pay attention to the color...why do you say im fucked if its internal? I read online that often increasing fiber is all you need with internal hemroids?

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[Serotonin]

If the blood is red you're probably fine. If its dark, go to the ER.

When you lift like a maniac hemorrhoids are most likely gonna happen. They come and go.

Its not like you have to worry about what your ass looks like anyways unless you're into getting it fondled.

 

[Rob415]

If the blood is red you're probably fine. If its dark, go to the ER.

When you lift like a maniac hemorrhoids are most likely gonna happen. They come and go.

Its not like you have to worry about what your ass looks like anyways unless you're into getting it fondled.

I just took another shit....more blood. Its red, just looks like blood to me. Hard to say if its light or dark, blood is kind of dark... it doesnt look darker than i would expect blood to be though. This is freaking me out though.

Would you guys say that considering i have external hemroids that its likely i just have bleeding internal ones now? I dont have time to do a blood test till saturday. I feel healthy though, the weird thing is i dont even have pain in my but though. Which worries me because i thought hemroids were painful...

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[Queefer]

It may be internal bleeding. This could be quite serious. Don't fuck around and go see a doc.

 

[Moe1ron]

What's your diet like? When I'm in Keto my stool is often very hard and causes bleeding....

 

[Rob415]

What's your diet like? When I'm in Keto my stool is often very hard and causes bleeding....

Im naturally very lean so for me its about maximum calories. Not too worried about eating clean...i eat lots of pasta, rice, potatoes for carbs. Protein shakes, grou d beef, and chicken for protein.

It may be internal bleeding. This could be quite serious. Don't fuck around and go see a doc.

What else could be going on? Im clinging to the idea of hemroids at the moment but that could be very dumb

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[rrozell]

Red(frank) blood in stool is not life threatening. Prop have a little tear in anus from constipation or pushing/straining to hard. If it was brown(like coffee grinds) then you have an issue. This usually means a GI bleed which can kill you if it goes untreated. Delt with this in the hospital as a navy corpsman 100x.

 

[Rory33]

If its internal you can't remove it yourself. Even if it "goes away" it'll come back more then likely. So youll end up having to pay a doctor to go in an remove it. Not a light procedure from what I heard lol.

Never thought about 18 gauge needle lol. I just kept very steady when doing it lol.

 

[Queefer]

thought i was the only nut job to do this, but i prefer using an 18 gauge needle. rather tricky guiding it yourself, and i would rather have a needle than a blade near my balls

I always getem right before contests. A few months ago I had one so big it was like a small testical. I ended up squeezing it till it poped. It hurt like a mutha, but felt better afterward.

 

[FabFil42]

I always getem right before contests. A few months ago I had one so big it was like a small testical. I ended up squeezing it till it poped. It hurt like a mutha, but felt better afterward.

That sounds so horrible! Mine have come and gone the for like the last 7 years they never itch just a lil extra blood drips into the stool. It never even crossed my mind to try and pop one

 

[notsonaturalANYMORE]

I always getem right before contests. A few months ago I had one so big it was like a small testical. I ended up squeezing it till it poped. It hurt like a mutha, but felt better afterward.

You are more of a man than I sir

 

[raw33man]

I always getem right before contests. A few months ago I had one so big it was like a small testical. I ended up squeezing it till it poped. It hurt like a mutha, but felt better afterward.

It was my testicle, we got drunk and I told you how I ordered some Manpowers Viagra and you told me to try it on you and go "ballz deep"

 

[blackpossom]

Did you actually "shit blood" or was there blood when u wiped and maybe a little on the stool?

If its hemerhoids you will feel them. They will feel uncomfortable in daily activities, painful when u poop, and you will feel pressure doing certain lifts like leg presses. Also will be blood when you wipe also maybe a little on the stool. If they are external, you should feel them when you wipe.

Have you changed your diet recently? Culd be a cause.