is it just me, or is this annoying.

BiggerStronger · Feb 19, 2004

Lats - That's hilarious...lol...It happens to me as well...I'm always thinking "damn it!...why must you people hang out in the bathroom"...lol

I'm the guy that walks into the bathroom while someone's on the pot and makes those comments...no more...as now I know it can destroy someone's life...lol...

LATS · Feb 19, 2004

thanks biggerstronger..sniff..sniff, if i can make just one person understand the pain they inflict with bathroom talk..sniff..i have done my job..

HOUSE OF PAIN · Feb 19, 2004

I feel yer pain bro!! But gotta say-----I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A VERY LONG TIME!!!

maxsupplements · Feb 20, 2004

that has to be the funniest story i have ever heard. man i thought it was bad when i didnt make it to the toilet. had one of those "sharts" if you know what i mean. fartin and shitin dont go togeter to good at the dinner table. man i could just imagine you red as a fu**in tomato walkin out in shame!

big-al · Feb 20, 2004

Lats, bro that was hillarious, you sure you're not related to Greg valentino. j/k

LATS · Feb 20, 2004

Trulyhuge · Feb 20, 2004

LATS,
I can only picture Dumb and Dumber and the squeaky farts coming out of Harry's ass! Classic!

TH

LATS · Oct 23, 2009

this was the other post i had about crapping my pants.. enjoy you bastards..

BigCracker · Oct 23, 2009

LATS said:
I WILL NEVER SHIT IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AGAIN..PERIOD..

+1

kingpeon · Oct 24, 2009

LATS, bro

I don't know if you've ever thought about doing this but...you could most likely write a book about all of your exploits and make an easy million dollars. Absolutely side-splittingly hilarious story. You could call it "The Sordid Misadventures of LATS from professionalmuscle.com"

What do ya think? Give me the first copy, eh?

stinkpelt · Oct 24, 2009

When I was in the army, there were these shit houses on the firing ranges. They were basically a room built over a huge deep hole and there were 2 rows of plywood-built boxes in the middle. There were holes cut in the plywood and toilet seats screwed to the plywood where the holes were.....just 2 long rows of holes and seats, no dividers. I remember taking many shits in those shit houses elbow to elbow with a lot of other stinky bros...bull shitting, bumming dips of snuff, talkin shit, etc.... Those were the days.......not really

I can shit anywhere at anytime. But.....I prefer my privacy and a good newspaper AND a LOUD FART FAN.

LATS · Oct 24, 2009

yeah kingpeon, my brother and i have thought about this a few times.. my father was beyond help but, he made for lively stories.. in a couple of day i will post our 4th of july activities in my family.. you will then see how messed up it could get lol..

kingpeon · Oct 24, 2009

that's real funny mang, alright i'll look for it.

yakimaman · Nov 2, 2009

dump=private time

Yeah, I hate it when people talk in the bathroom

Some people just can't be quiet you know..they got to have noise and they love hearing their own echo in the toilet...

Worst than the guy who talks in the toilet is someone is in the toilet who answers their cell phone....

waynaferd · Nov 2, 2009

Ha ha Lats, I laugh at poor people like you doing battle in the potty!!!

I get a wicked shy bladder in public places, but a trick I learned is to throw a bunch of TP in the toilet that way there's no plops or splash sounds.

Phidias · Nov 2, 2009

LATS said:
i was literally praying at this point.. you know. the praying like "please god do not let me shit my pants" ya know.. the prayers that i am sure he is really paying attention too.."forget world hunger.. i have a dumbass in illinois about to shit his pants"..

LMFAO!!!

OMG LATS... once again that story was frigging hilarious... though I'd have hated to be in your pants...