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If you are not happy, I hope that you will laugh aloud when you are browsing this post.
If you have a good time today, I hope that you will tell a joke to make those unhappy brothers smile.
:D:p
 

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If you eat me, you die.

If you drink me, you die.

If you breathe me, you die.

What am I?

I am

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Nothing~
 

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why do military ships in norway have bar codes?
so they can scandanavian.
 

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For anyone that doesn't know Boudreaux and thibodeaux jokes, they are a couple of dumb ass Cajuns.

Well Boudreaux and Clarence were bitter enemies, but they lived across the bayou from each other so when tempers flared they had no way to confront each other and settle their differences.

One day construction of a bridge went underway adjacent to their homes. Boudreaux told his wife "once dat bridge gets finished I'm gonna go over dair and whoop Clarence's ass"

The day finally came when the bridge construction was complete, so Boudreaux stormed out of the house to confront Clarence. About 3 minutes later Boudreaux's wife saw him running back to the house as fast as he could, white as a ghost. His wife asked what was wrong.

Boudreaux said, "well Marie, I was about to cross da bridge and I saw a sign on it dat read: Clarence 9'6". To hell with dat, he didn't look dat big from across from da bayou"
 
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Genie joke

"A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish.

He pulls out a map of the Middle East, and asks the Genie if he can bring Peace to this part of the World. The Genie pales, and says, "Master, these people have been at war since time began. It is their nature, woven into the very fabric of their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably the only wish I cannot grant you. Ask for anything else and I will make it happen."

"Okay", the guy says. "Tomorrow morning have my wife awaken me, with the best blow job I've ever had, on her own, without my begging and pleading - just because she likes it, because she wants to, and because it turns her on."

The Genie shakes his head and says, "Let me see that map again!"
 

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I don’t smoke!

Boyfriend wants to have sex with his girlfriend, but ashamed of his small organ…
decided to bring girlfriend in dark place, open his ziper and put penis in GF’s hand…
GF: no thanks, i don’t smoke!
 

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Boyfriend wants to have sex with his girlfriend, but ashamed of his small organ…
decided to bring girlfriend in dark place, open his ziper and put penis in GF’s hand…
GF: no thanks, i don’t smoke!

oh...that's really shame, hahaha
 

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Jacko

Why did Michael Jackson decide to dangle his toddler from the balcony?










Because it kept scraping teeth on his pecker.
 

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A scrawny nerd goes to prison...
His first night he meets his cell mate Bubba. Bubba says "Come here kid, we're gonna play a little game called Mommy and Daddy. Do you want to be Mommy or Daddy?"

He thinks to himself, well, if I pick Mommy, Bubba's going to do something awful to me... "Okay, I'll be Daddy."

Bubba looks over to him and says, "Alright, get over here and suck Mommy's dick!"
 

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What’s the worst thing about eating a vegetable?......Putting the bitch back in her wheelchair.

Remember people it’s a JOKE!
 

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