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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
> > He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him up to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed. the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
> > While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in year. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.... do whatever he tells you.
> > Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
> > His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too."
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> > He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him up to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed. the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
> > While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in year. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.... do whatever he tells you.
> > Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
> > His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too."
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