Just a Reminder to never mess with the old guys here!

[1love]

STUD ROOSTER

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,


'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'





The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
And I am taking over.'


The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'



The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'


The old rooster takes off running.. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.





He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.


The Old Rooster is squawking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,



'Dammit.......
Third gay rooster I bought this month.'



Moral of this
Story? .....

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery

Always overcome youth and arrogance!

OLD DUDES RULE !!!!!

 

[Dionysusedge]

I like the joke in the movie COLORS between Sean Penn and Robert Duvall.

"A young bull and an old bull are on top of a hill overlooking a pasture full of female cows.

The Young bull looks at the old bull and says "hey dad, lets race down there and fuck one of those cows"

The old bull looks at him and says "no son, lets walk down there and fuck them all".

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Moral of this story - old guys are patient and know how to pace themselves.
They see the whole story, not just a small part.

 

[kid1dakota]

Yep and I really have a feeling this lesson may get taught sooner than later

 

[1love]

I like the joke in the movie COLORS between Sean Penn and Robert Duvall.

"A young bull and an old bull are on top of a hill overlooking a pasture full of female cows.

The Young bull looks at the old bull and says "hey dad, lets race down there and fuck one of those cows"

The old bull looks at him and says "no son, lets walk down there and fuck them all".

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Moral of this story - old guys are patient and know how to pace themselves.
They see the whole story, not just a small part.

Yeah, when I read this it reminded me of the Colors joke as well. Thought I'd post it for a quick chuckle.

 

[scrapper13]

I like the joke in the movie COLORS between Sean Penn and Robert Duvall.

"A young bull and an old bull are on top of a hill overlooking a pasture full of female cows.

The Young bull looks at the old bull and says "hey dad, lets race down there and fuck one of those cows"

The old bull looks at him and says "no son, lets walk down there and fuck them all"

this quote was also in the sopranos

 

[burman]

I like the joke in the movie COLORS between Sean Penn and Robert Duvall.

"A young bull and an old bull are on top of a hill overlooking a pasture full of female cows.

The Young bull looks at the old bull and says "hey dad, lets race down there and fuck one of those cows"

The old bull looks at him and says "no son, lets walk down there and fuck them all".

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Moral of this story - old guys are patient and know how to pace themselves.
They see the whole story, not just a small part.

i was thinking of the same movie, same joke.....lol

 

[kingdawg98]

67 year old beats down 30 yr old thug

Also another reason not to mess with old dudes.

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