They left out the "I come home after a hard day and all I want is my glass of wine and some peace and quiet"!!!!!! QUIET, DAMN IT, I JUST WANT QUIET!!!!
LOL Pretty funny!
I'll share this one with you all. I recieved an email from a lady friend of mine.
"MOOD RING"
my husband started to get a little annoyed at my mood swings all the time so he bought me a mood ring. I tried it on and he quickly found out that when I am happy it changes to a very intense green color. When I was angry it would change to a big red spot in the middle of his forhead. Maybe next time he will by me a fucking diamond instead!!!
I saw the relevance here!!! LOL.