List...Dumbest shit you ever heard of in bodybuilding

[360]

I have been roaming the bodybuilding forums since 1998. I have come across some funny shit in my day. Here are some of the more memorable ones:

4. I wanted to get back at my ex-girlfriend for cheating on me so I slept with her best friend. She got pregnant and now I have to pay child support for the next 18 years. This all started when I introduced Winstrol into my cycle. I would stay away from that shit.

3. I just started my first cycle 10 minutes ago. I popped a Dbol but don't feel anything. I think my gear is bunk.

2. I am 21 years old and have been using up to 20 units of Insulin/day. My goal is to make myself diabetic by the end of the year. I am in this shit for the long haul.

1. I figured out the best way to get legal steroids. I will make myself HIV positive and the doctors will give me prescriptions for steroids to prevent muscle wasting. I figure in 20 years they will have a cure so I should be fine.

 

[Jelet]

glutamine supplementation.

 

[BushMan]

#1 & #2 that's some dedication right there!

 

[bruiser]

I have been roaming the bodybuilding forums since 1998. I have come across some funny shit in my day. Here are some of the more memorable ones:

4. I wanted to get back at my ex-girlfriend for cheating on me so I slept with her best friend. She got pregnant and now I have to pay child support for the next 18 years. This all started when I introduced Winstrol into my cycle. I would stay away from that shit.

3. I just started my first cycle 10 minutes ago. I popped a Dbol but don't feel anything. I think my gear is bunk.

2. I am 21 years old and have been using up to 20 units of Insulin/day. My goal is to make myself diabetic by the end of the year. I am in this shit for the long haul.

1. I figured out the best way to get legal steroids. I will make myself HIV positive and the doctors will give me prescriptions for steroids to prevent muscle wasting. I figure in 20 years they will have a cure so I should be fine.

#1, um seriously?

#2, it takes a lot of slin to become a diabetic.


My list:

1. slin/food intake causes the distended bellies on bodybuilders
2. you can't spot reduce fat

 

[sluggy]

My personal favorite, pretty sure it was on PM.

Thread asking how people sterilize their pins after use. OP used a lighter.

 

[BushMan]

My personal favorite, pretty sure it was on PM.

Thread asking how people sterilize their pins after use. OP used a lighter.

Dumbass... Everyone knows you need to microwave pins to clean them.

 

[manly327]

well not a stupid thing that i heard on the boards but one of the stupidiest things i have heard many times over and i am sure you have also.....some dude explaining why he doesnt lift heavy or often.....if i lift heavy or too often i will get too big because thats just the way i am so i just do cardio and light weights...you guys know the dude i am talking about.

 

[sammy555]

well not a stupid thing that i heard on the boards but one of the stupidiest things i have heard many times over and i am sure you have also.....some dude explaining why he doesnt lift heavy or often.....if i lift heavy or too often i will get too big because thats just the way i am so i just do cardio and light weights...you guys know the dude i am talking about.

Haha Oh fucking Yea. I hate that guy. Normally weighs about 160 and no abs

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[Turbo85]

Steroids are deadly, that's why I take these Prohormones......... Why is there blood in my pee?

 

[9muscle9]

My personal favourite:

I'm 6'3 and 120lbs and ive maxed out my gentic potential, Im starting my first cycle of 50mgs dbol a day, will this make me swole?

 

[tkasch]

well not a stupid thing that i heard on the boards but one of the stupidiest things i have heard many times over and i am sure you have also.....some dude explaining why he doesnt lift heavy or often.....if i lift heavy or too often i will get too big because thats just the way i am so i just do cardio and light weights...you guys know the dude i am talking about.

yeah i heard one just like this from a friend that honestly was just real fat, i cant go at it to hard cuz ill get huge if i really lift hard cuz im sooo big(fat!)

 

[georgeathens2002]

"i take 800mg test,
500mg mast,
500mg tren,
100mcg t3,
1mg adex,
100mg winny,
160mcg clen....clen was the magic key to get me ripped at 6% bf".


also,

"can i inject steroids directly inside the anus? someone told me it increases the absorption-intake".

 

[Krunkkid13]

Best excuse I ever heard was source say he was late on his orders cuz he dropped a taco into the batch of test e he was making. When I read that shit I laughed so fucking hard my chest hurt

 

[triathloncoach]

"OMG, I can't believe he had a heart attack and died at 40"

 

[soloartist56]

"Anyone can become a Pro, just take a lot of gear"

 

[gassy]

"If you stop lifting all that muscle will turn into fat"

 

[brooklynn]

Steriods will make your dick shrink...

 

[anabolicscuba]

Im going to keep 15 of the 20 pounds I gained from this cycle.

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[johnjuanb1]

Mike Mentzer used to eat his own shit because it contained predigested protein.

 

[kingpeon]

Mike Mentzer used to eat his own shit because it contained predigested protein.

He must've thought up that little nugget of wisdom during one of his week long speed benders.