List...Dumbest shit you ever heard of in bodybuilding

[m dub]

"If I take roids, do I still have to workout?"

 

[zee-man]

*Insert supplement add here.*

I win.

 

[D-Wade7288]

MuscleTech has the best supplements and will put muscle on you guaranteed.

If you do not come down and hit your chest on (insert: lat pulldown, bench press, shoulder press etc.) it doesn't count and you will not build muscle.

If you do not take Creatine you won't gain muscle

 

[AlphaMaleDawg]

What about sport fucking?

Definitely not a sport. It's in his own league, way better than any sport.

 

[Texasbber28]

The absolute funniest shit Ive heard in bodybuilding is, these super scrawny look at pics of Dennis James and Ronnie Coleman and say, " I wanna be big but, not quite big as him!"
Don't worry, you won't. Do they think cause they take Muscle Tech creatine will have you ready for The Olympia? Lol.

 

[IronManRep]

"If I take roids, do I still have to workout?"

Classic!

 

[micro2000]

Remember, back in the 80's, a guy tell me he knew someone who did "so much juice that he grew a third nipple".

 

[psychor]

When the zma ads hit the market and TwinLabs advertised their version of it it stated on the bottle and/or the magazine ad that it(their zma) would increase your strength by something like "500%" or some outrageous number like that. Anyway I worked at gnc and this customer(5'6"tall, loud, ignorant, and cocky, you get the idea), picked up the bottle and said out loud, "wow, 500%!....that means since I'm benching 500lbs now, in 2 weeks I'll be benching like a 1000!..."
Keep in mind he was referring to using the Hammer Strength bench press and he was badly mistaken even on the amount he was pressing on that.:banghead:

 

[garcia]

don'T Waste Ur Money On Gb, Bc Peptides Are WAY More Effective.

Steroids Are Unhealthy And Cause Kidney Damage.

 

[burst]

Steroids Are Unhealthy And Cause Kidney Damage.

erm...

 

[james caan]

HMB works just as well or even better than DECA..
im bulking up right now, but its cool because once i start lifting all this fat will turn into muscle..
you keep uping your clen dosage until you start shaking through out the day, thats when you hit the sweat spot..
you know anadrol is working when you start pissing some blood..
if i start taking winstrol, you think it'll help me lose about 60lbs..
if you lift with free weights youll end up musclebound..
machines are better than free weights because you dont have to balance the weights..
this one was told to me when i was about 18 by an older guy...if you fallow my advice ill get you huge...i said sure any help is appreciated...he tells me...drink a milkshake made with a half a gallon of ice cream, heavy cream, and egg protein everyday, and he guarantees me ill add 1lb of pure muscle everyday..
i dont want to use juice because it make your dick shrink..
if you use slin, your hands fill squishy..
thats all i can think of right now...but im sure theres a lot more..

 

[sammy555]

Funny one today. Don't mix your whey and cassien protein as they cancel reach other out.
I don't worry about diet just eat what I want and never get fat. So long as you lift it doesn't matter. 2 people have said this too me both very large mid sections and 20 plus % body fat yet think there jacked

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[johnjuanb1]

When come fat old guy comes up to me and says, "I used to look like you."

 

[Simon_454]

When come fat old guy comes up to me and says, "I used to look like you."

Don't know how many times I've heard this one haha

 

[VOXpol]

When come fat old guy comes up to me and says, "I used to look like you."

Seriously...everybody was built like me at one point in time apparently. Or has a friend that's bigger. Just jealous people trying to diminish your accomplishments and make themselves feel less inadequate

 

[PeterBobJohn]

I had a friend of mine swear that he gained 5 pounds from one shot of deca

 

[garcia]

erm...

Sorry...The Rest Of That Was THat Folli And Peps Were Much Better For Thebody And That You Dont Know What Is InAAS,But Sarms And Peps Are "Safe."

 

[Chode Logan]

When come fat old guy comes up to me and says, "I used to look like you."

Don't know how many times I've heard this one haha

Seriously...everybody was built like me at one point in time apparently. Or has a friend that's bigger. Just jealous people trying to diminish your accomplishments and make themselves feel less inadequate

So true. If these old guys are all telling the truth, the 1970's must have been packed with 240lb juiceheads.

 

[Whey2Heavy]

1. Oh, you take creatine? I don't, I just want to stay all natural.

2. Oh, you deadlift? I don't, I want to avoid fucking up my back.

3. Anything GH15 has said ever.

 

[abracadabro]

Every fat lazy piece of shit that tells me he could squat #405, bench #315, ect. ect. back in high school.