Little Slice No Bully pls Pt. 2

[maldorf]

To answer your question, I just say that I'm dieting

We've all had that when going on a cycle. I used to hate that question because I would always lie and make up some bullshit.i dont like lying, most of us dont.

Wow you really are getting big fast, what are you doing?

Oh, I'm doing a really good lifting program now and increased my protein intake!

 

[little slice]

We've all had that when going on a cycle. I used to hate that question because I would always lie and make up some bullshit.i dont like lying, most of us dont.

Wow you really are getting big fast, what are you doing?

Oh, I'm doing a really good lifting program now and increased my protein intake!

They order a lot of takeout for the office since we are working long hours for busy season..

And they see that I'm just chillin with my chicken, spinach, whey, and fish oil

They are smart folks, so they can out 2 and 2 together

 

[aphextwin]

When I would blow up, I'd just tell the guys at work that I increased my protein, workouts, and started taking creatine. It's funny how so many people actually would fall for it.

 

[FrancisK]

I just tell everyone I’ve been jazzercising

 

[USMuscle9403]

I have just started telling everyone I'm eating more. What's funny is that a lot of people really don't seem to realize it's not appropriate to openly ask if someone is on steroids. My own bosses have just asked in front of everyone.

 

[Dtropin]

My first cycle it was super obvious what was going on. I remember my little brother asking my dad what was up and he said, "Uhhh, he has been eating and sleeping a lot..." Weight loss is a bit different though, when its drastic I get the feeling people think there is something wrong with you health-wise.

 

[IronLion2]

My go to is "oh I'm in keto so my body's giving up all this extra hydration, get it carboHYDRATE." I made sure to make it as stupid as possible, this way I know who the dumb people are.

 

[Bleed]

This.

My response, "Do you casually ask everyone what laws they're breaking or did you promote me to bff?"

I have just started telling everyone I'm eating more. What's funny is that a lot of people really don't seem to realize it's not appropriate to openly ask if someone is on steroids. My own bosses have just asked in front of everyone.

 

[Fa Seeshus]

When they ask, I say "Oh, I don't even lift. I'm Samoan". Oddly this is the one response that completely ends any questions.

 

[maldorf]

When they ask, I say "Oh, I don't even lift. I'm Samoan". Oddly this is the one response that completely ends any questions.

Man, wish I could have used that one! Smart response!

 

[johnjuanb1]

This.

My response, "Do you casually ask everyone what laws they're breaking or did you promote me to bff?"

I say, “Fukk you! I’ll kill you!” then I start flipping tables over and breaking things. Shortly after that I start crying profusely.

 

[maldorf]

I say, “Fukk you! I’ll kill you!” then I start flipping tables over and breaking things. Shortly after that I start crying profusely.

Pull a Ben Affleck!

 

[Bleed]

Best propaganda PSA ever.

Pull a Ben Affleck!

 

[aphextwin]

Affleck is a chump

 

[little slice]

When they ask, I say "Oh, I don't even lift. I'm Samoan". Oddly this is the one response that completely ends any questions.

When girls ask how often I work out, I tell them that I do push ups and pull ups when I can find the time

Gotta let em think its all genetics

 

[thethinker48]

When girls ask how often I work out, I tell them that I do push ups and pull ups when I can find the time

Gotta let em think its all genetics

Some Robert Greene shit right there

 

[maldorf]

When girls ask how often I work out, I tell them that I do push ups and pull ups when I can find the time

Gotta let em think its all genetics

Do you find them looking at your hands to see how big they are too?

 

[little slice]

Do you find them looking at your hands to see how big they are too?

I hope they don't look at my hands

Tiny

 

[MAD_SCIENTIST]

Do you find them looking at your hands to see how big they are too?

Hi maldorf...they may be looking at his crotch.
Take care.
MS

 

[maldorf]

I hope they don't look at my hands

Tiny

Lol. That's what Rubio said about Trump.