A lot of replies ...wow
JT & Lynx, GREAT replies and ya, the asshole thing IS true, I KNOW.. I have been 'hit' there myself a couple of times (Fb mostly) and IT SUCKS. Jt where did you pluck that sexy woman of yours at again? You guys are suck a cute team!
Something to follow the asshole thing up with; it was 6 years ago and one of my friends called me in a panic. "Ivan, oooh man I fucked this chick last weekend and had no idea she had a bf (not sure if that was true or not lol) and he and some of his buds approached me outside of class...he was a pretty big dude and lucky for me I was around a ton of people.. He said he is gonna cream me etc... Now he is on his way to my house (the gf called and warned him) and I need you to come and make sure I do not get put in the hospital" Now I used to just straight up fight ALL my buddies' fights, but Chris (my pal) was a good athlete and had good moral fiber -- he just wanted me there so if shit did get bad I could at least stop it, and to make sure it was fair. So I FLY to my friends house just in time to see about 6-7 dudes pulling up to his crib. I walk right in front of them and do not say a word. I walk right into the house and I can see the look of puzzelement across all the guys' faces. Obviously they were not expecting someone who looked like I did then to be part of the equation -- and of course I shot them ALL a hard look. Well I get in the house and there is Chris, all worried and nervous. I tell him to try talking first. So we go outside and of course they immediately start saying shit like "oh gotta get your bodyguard etc" but I just said I was there to keep shit straight. So my pal and the guy started exchanging words and the dude said basically there was no way he was leaving without a fight. HERE IS THE BEST PART:
Chris agrees and they square up then..... CLUMP! Chris kicks him (oh and he was a soccer player and pretty good) DIRECTLY in the nutsack!!! I mean a fucking hole in one hit, a homerun, it was a SHOT. I almost collapsed with the guy that got racked in hysterics, everyone had this gut-wrenching look on their faces. The guy was sitting there, crawling on his lawn swearing under his breath and Chris went to kick him in the face, but I was yelled: NO! Let him go, that...that was good enough...as I wiped the tears from my face...shit the dude had tears too! Even his friends were fighting with all they had not to laugh..
Anyhow Steak it was @ NIF...so THANK GOD it was not at the rec center. Oh and WALLACE -- I understand what I did was wrong but you are new here and I suppose this thread was directed to a lot of the bros that now me well and they all can tell you I used to have things like this happen quite frequently. With that said, something crazy HAD to happen after...
CHECK THIS: (this is MY luck, just ask Steak this is how my life is LOL)
So earlier today there I am going into the gas station to get a gatorade and lo- and behold there is "tubby" BEHIND the counter!!! I was wearing a beanie low and I almost blew my cover because of the look of shock and awe on my mug! I decided NOT to buy anything and just leave, but I DID spy a little red/blueish mark on tubby's neck LOLOL...Now noting happened, but I just looked up at the sky and gave a little grin..There is God fuckin with me again!
Ouch -- oh bro I would be a client of yours you could write a book about...just imagine a smaller version of IAB lol.
Bulldog -- I like your posts, you are a great addition on this board.
Squatster -- nice post bro, could not agree more.
JBK -- as usual your posts are right on the money ('cept for not agreeing about the Superbowl refs lol) and a pleasure to read!
Massmonster -- oh bro I WISH I had no misdemeanors, but I have 7. And a felony. All violent. Damn it!