Me - The Awesome 48 year old white mofo!

[triathloncoach]

People turn their heads in my presence. Its a religious experience for all.
Men fight me in a feeble attempt to test their manhood
Men fight me in a feeble attempt to force me to refuse their women's plea to felate me
Men pay me to pound their women like chop meat because I am "that" amazing
Gay men pay me to lick my pathetically shrunken balls. No finder fee ever paid.
My jeans must be custom made by latin american child slave labor. And I care not.
When asked if I take juice, I reply it is their Mom's juice


Hmmm, feel free to add anything I forgot. While I am fabulously fabulous, I know many of you are fabulous as well.

Dont hate me because I am beauiful.

PS. Mrs. Q; Mr. Q gets it!

 

[jimmyjones]

Too bad the size of your picture is the size of your penis , I CANT SEE SHIT

 

[spartan]

Yep please re-post a better pic, cannot see anything.

 

[osiris]

People turn their heads in my presence. Its a religious experience for all.
Men fight me in a feeble attempt to test their manhood
Men fight me in a feeble attempt to force me to refuse their women's plea to felate me
Men pay me to pound their women like chop meat because I am "that" amazing
Gay men pay me to lick my pathetically shrunken balls. No finder fee ever paid.
My jeans must be custom made by latin american child slave labor. And I care not.
When asked if I take juice, I reply it is their Mom's juice


Hmmm, feel free to add anything I forgot. While I am fabulously fabulous, I know many of you are fabulous as well.

Dont hate me because I am beauiful.

PS. Mrs. Q; Mr. Q gets it!

looking good man, a little small though, the pic i mean=-)

Is that gay midget porn on the tv in the background? If so was it a good episode and would you mind lending me the dvd?

Keep up the goodwork man, you have put a lot of work in and it definitely shows!

 

[triathloncoach]

looking good man, a little small though, the pic i mean=-)

Is that gay midget porn on the tv in the background? If so was it a good episode and would you mind lending me the dvd?

Keep up the goodwork man, you have put a lot of work in and it definitely shows!

Its actually Bi-Midget Porn. I have no idea how that got on the screen. Because I only watch the MM Midget porn. Im just not turned on by female midgets.

I tried to attach a larger version of the photo. Nobody was missing such a much with the smaller photo.

OK, everyone knows this is a spoof thread???

I may actually start believing my wife when she constantly says I am the only one who thinks I'm funny.

And JimmyJones, I said my balls are small, I did not say my penis is small. Although it is.

 

[Johnny Ringo]

Coach, the word I would use to describe you is "Majestic" but a Tan and belly ring would put you off the Charts. I'm assuming we didn't get a complete body shot was to hide the Ankle incarceration bracelet?:headbang:

You are my Hero!

Johnny Ringo

 

[matt1164]

Do you have any used posing trunks for sale?

 

[Crowler]

OK, everyone knows this is a spoof thread???

Yea after yesterdays thread it is a good thing you added this lol

I have to say coach you probably are a funny and humble guy in real life.

GREAT attitude to have! :headbang:

 

[Elvia1023]

I will give you $500 to privately coach Barbie. Although maybe she isn't a real person... you might end up with me staring at you with a schoolgirl outfit on

 

[triathloncoach]

I will give you $500 to privately coach Barbie. Although maybe she isn't a real person... you might end up with me staring at you with a schoolgirl outfit on

Barbie for $500 sounds good to me. If its you it's a freebie.

 

[Tom]

I just want to hang out with you man!!

 

[king augustus]

thats awesome

 

[osiris]

Its actually Bi-Midget Porn. I have no idea how that got on the screen. Because I only watch the MM Midget porn. Im just not turned on by female midgets.

I tried to attach a larger version of the photo. Nobody was missing such a much with the smaller photo.

OK, everyone knows this is a spoof thread???

I may actually start believing my wife when she constantly says I am the only one who thinks I'm funny.

And JimmyJones, I said my balls are small, I did not say my penis is small. Although it is.

Dude while you are funny, i was clearly not joking about midget porn, straight, bi or otherwise=-)

But seriously man, you look pretty damn awesome.

 

[TrenSweater]

You must be " The most interesting man in the world " let me guess you dont always drink beer ,but when you do its dos xx

 

[turbotaone]

You must be " The most interesting man in the world " let me guess you dont always drink beer ,but when you do its dos xx

LMFAO........

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

Its actually Bi-Midget Porn. I have no idea how that got on the screen. Because I only watch the MM Midget porn. Im just not turned on by female midgets.

I tried to attach a larger version of the photo. Nobody was missing such a much with the smaller photo.

OK, everyone knows this is a spoof thread???

I may actually start believing my wife when she constantly says I am the only one who thinks I'm funny.

And JimmyJones, I said my balls are small, I did not say my penis is small. Although it is.

Does anyone else there at the old folks home know you're walking around in your skivees??????




Looking good brother!

 

[thatbloke]

this is before your NPP cutter?

 

[triathloncoach]

You must be " The most interesting man in the world " let me guess you dont always drink beer ,but when you do its dos xx

I don't ever drink beer. But when I used too, I often ended up in hand cuffs. I was the most obnoxious man in the world.

 

[ericraven2003]

You are such a pimp. You look great dude. Hope you are living the great life I know you deserve bro.

 

[lynx]

It's nice to put a person to the name! Great job triathloncoach!