Monster Cookies, my new Gaspari Dragon Slayer T-Shirt-Woods last weekend!

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Some of you guys and gals who know me might get a kick out of some of these pictures.

This is me this morning after eating 13 cookies. No kidding, I weigh 279lbs here. Honestly, I am not lying.

That's sort of embarrassing due to the fact that even at nearly 280 lbs I still manage to look tall and graceful.

 

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Last weekend I went off for a walk in the woods along the river where I live.

This picture was EARLY IN THE MORNING. The temperature went up and the sun came out just for me I think! lol. God looks out for me. lol

It was a sunny day and the first time I'd felt like getting out all winter. I got flat-assed sick of winter this year. All the shoveling got to me.

Anyway it was awesome that day.

 

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Here is me out along the river near our house.

Again, I love this stuff. I sat along these bluffs until 11:00 am and soaked up the rays!

 

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I'll post a couple more river shots.

It was my dad's 70th birthday and we both enjoy wilderness, hunting and fishing. We got out and enjoyed that day together. You never know how long you've got with people you love. I swim down here all the time. Last summer my friend Matt and I took protein drinks down here and sat in the water and threw rocks in, bullshitted and got some color for about six hours. Then we went back to the house and lifted. I can't wait for summer.

 

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Some of these pictures are better than others.

I'll post a few more until I get bored ...or you folks get bored! lol

 

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Like I mentioned, I enjoy plants and animals.

This is a picture of one of my biology classes dissecting frogs. "That students is the liver, some of my good friends, don't seem to care much about theirs'!


Check out all the eggs- That woman who decided to have 8 kids would be jealous of this unfortunate creature! There are some crazy people in this world.

 

[Thor]

NICE!

Wow JT, beautiful country there, your lucky to live there. I live in a small country town and even though I hate it sometimes, all i have to do is drive to the city and it makes me wanna go back. It is really nice country like you have there. Nature can be so calming and serene. I take it for granted sometimes. anyway sounds like you like it too and are a real outdoorsman. BTW you are certainly pretty big as well and it looks to me like you are pretty darn lean for a cookie monster.

 

[fsm]

Always appreciate the pictures. Even the dead frog!!

 

[B~RAD]

what size is your gaspari shirt? I really want one but dont know what size to get. everyone tells me they run small. I want a snug shirt but I dont want it to look like under armour haha

 

[marilyn]

OMG!!

JT, I love your pics....,...now I want a cookie!!!!, but then I saw the frog

 

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THOR....I am like you. It doesn't take me long to try to hide.

Wow JT, beautiful country there, your lucky to live there. I live in a small country town and even though I hate it sometimes, all i have to do is drive to the city and it makes me wanna go back. It is really nice country like you have there. Nature can be so calming and serene. I take it for granted sometimes. anyway sounds like you like it too and are a real outdoorsman. BTW you are certainly pretty big as well and it looks to me like you are pretty darn lean for a cookie monster.

From...people! lol. I get out in the sticks and I feel better.

Thanks for saying I am not fat! But did you get a look at my face? lol.

Small country towns are where people with quality values are raised, Thor. What part of the country are you from?

 

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Thanks, FSM!

Always appreciate the pictures. Even the dead frog!!

Want more dead frog pics? I've got tons.

 

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B~Rad, my buddy Jeff- "Despo" From MaxMuscle sent it home with my girlfriend.

what size is your gaspari shirt? I really want one but dont know what size to get. everyone tells me they run small. I want a snug shirt but I dont want it to look like under armour haha

It's stretchy material. I just had Meredith check this one [ I am still wearing it! lol] and it's an xl. So yeah it's more like underarmour on me.

I like that look! It's the only time my arms actually feel big. Most of the time the scrawny things rattle around in my sleeves!

 

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Marilyn, you like cookies? Well, check this out!

JT, I love your pics....,...now I want a cookie!!!!, but then I saw the frog

Don't let the frogs discourage your appetite....let it flow!

 

[marilyn]

Ok JT

That's mean!!! I'm going to tell Lynx on you..lol
Damn, I not a sweets girl, but I really want that cookie!

 

[dragonfire101]

Nice Pics Bro. Around where is that? Up NorthWest, I assume.


Are you trying to hint Frogs the special ingredient for those cookies?

 

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I've gotten a few pm's about my bodyweight. lol

Trust me....I really do weight 279 this am! That in the moring, naked after using the restroom. No one is more annoyed by the fact that I in no way look as heavy as I am! Trust me...this is not the look I was shooting for when I started lifting weights at 16! Well, I really started goofing around with them in the 8th grade. But that just makes it even worse.

 

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hahahaha...Okay, Get ready, Marilyn!

That's mean!!! I'm going to tell Lynx on you..lol
Damn, I not a sweets girl, but I really want that cookie!

I've tried several "cookie poses" while we laughed this morning. These were really soft and chewy. I have some of that girl scout Samoa ice-cream too!

Damn...it really is great. Now you can see how I maintain this sexy look! har, har...

 

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Cracking up here! Yes, frogs are an integral part of Merediths Monster Cookie recipe

Nice Pics Bro. Around where is that? Up NorthWest, I assume.


Are you trying to hint Frogs the special ingredient for those cookies?

What do you think she greases the pan with?

 

[mental1]

great pics

Very beautiful place where you live. At one time not too long ago(2 years)---I thought about living in the city. Nowadays---I would rather live out in the country---but not too far out. I like to have access to the highway in order to drive into town if necessary. Keep up the pics!!! I wouldn't have guessed you weighing 279lbs either. Looks like your in good shape too!! Don't eat too many cookies---things might change before too long!! White chocolate macadamia nut cookies have always been a favorite! LOL